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MeatyClackerzz
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I'm just out here trying to function
Seller of vinyl and player of pinball in STL
If I had more fiber in my diet I'd be a farting powerhouse. Just unstoppable in these streets. Only the human form can keep me down.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Being on the cusp of a massive fart to relieve stomach pressure is the middle age most dangerous game
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Life was better when Doja was covered in snakes
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Oh jeez. Massive pipe burst at Missouri State’s stadium on Thursday night.

Video from their campus newspaper, The Standard.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My love of #pinball in haiku:
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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also:

our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.

a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player

www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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If almost 1000 episodes is too overwhelming for you, here's a free eBook about some of the main characters:
www.patreon.com/posts/143391...
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Fuck with AI by asking its CEO to donate all of their money to food banks and homeless shelters
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Ah shit skynet is already here it's just polite currently
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Alright Dave Portnoy and Bill Ackman time to leave New York City and never return like you promised
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Lmao Ackman’s mentions
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Lol dick is in da dirt
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fuck the haters and fuck the florida gators
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Classics pinball tourney today it is better than any of your false god's holidays
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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1,416,977,400,000 Vietnamese Dong for Brian Kelly’s current buyout at the current exchange rate.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So many kneejerk firings in CFB this year...y'all just gonna rotate coaches?? Kelly is still an asshole
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Cam Skattebo our sweet prince you were too beautiful for the NFL, may all of your limbs and ligaments return to normalcy as soon as possible
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
FUCK NOT CAM NOOOOO
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reffing is so bad now with legal gambling. WTF is that call in the philly/NY game
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How was Utah gonna pull out a win in a stadium full of virgins/soakers...that energy had to go somewhere
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
SPIDER 2 Y BANANA LIVES ON
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM