Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq
@meatkitten.bsky.social
I don’t actually do anything.
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Nicki Minaj embracing MAGA is proof that wealth is the most powerful immigration document in America.
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Nicki Minaj embracing MAGA is proof that wealth is the most powerful immigration document in America.
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Nicki Minaj called Donold 'handsome'. Does she need a pardon for something nobody knows about?
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Nicki Minaj called Donold 'handsome'. Does she need a pardon for something nobody knows about?
Real interesting that Trump won't try to deport Nicki Minaj
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Real interesting that Trump won't try to deport Nicki Minaj
Just popping in from non existence to say RFK Jr considers gender affirming care to be "malpractice" but lobotomies are fine and safe I guess.
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just popping in from non existence to say RFK Jr considers gender affirming care to be "malpractice" but lobotomies are fine and safe I guess.
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For 2 + years now, when asked for a blurb from me, the writer requesting the blurb must confirm that they did not use AI/LMMs in the writing/researching of the book.
If I blurb something and find out later that the author lied to me, I will loudly retract my support. I don't support scabs.
If I blurb something and find out later that the author lied to me, I will loudly retract my support. I don't support scabs.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
For 2 + years now, when asked for a blurb from me, the writer requesting the blurb must confirm that they did not use AI/LMMs in the writing/researching of the book.
If I blurb something and find out later that the author lied to me, I will loudly retract my support. I don't support scabs.
If I blurb something and find out later that the author lied to me, I will loudly retract my support. I don't support scabs.
We all know Twin Peaks but who is the Peak Twink? Say Timothee Chalamet and you’re dead to me.
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We all know Twin Peaks but who is the Peak Twink? Say Timothee Chalamet and you’re dead to me.
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I just hate Jacob Frey so much man
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I just hate Jacob Frey so much man
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the frey boys on reddit are going hard in on "Fateh is transphobic and homophobic" today in a last ditch effort to persuade undecideds to go Frey
Frey ran away from me at a literal pride parade
Frey ran away from me at a literal pride parade
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the frey boys on reddit are going hard in on "Fateh is transphobic and homophobic" today in a last ditch effort to persuade undecideds to go Frey
Frey ran away from me at a literal pride parade
Frey ran away from me at a literal pride parade
We’ve now reached an ultra weird phase of mass culture where “authentic” and “sincere” sound like insults.
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We’ve now reached an ultra weird phase of mass culture where “authentic” and “sincere” sound like insults.
Post a remake you love…
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Post a remake you love…
OpenAI has had a genius marketing strategy of psychological whiplash:
ChatGPT 4: sycophantic echo chamber bot that tells you you’re a genius
ChatGPT 5: insults you, is condescending, talks like a mansplaining Reddit troll
Chat GPT 6 presumably: pay to get abused or felated or both by the bot
ChatGPT 4: sycophantic echo chamber bot that tells you you’re a genius
ChatGPT 5: insults you, is condescending, talks like a mansplaining Reddit troll
Chat GPT 6 presumably: pay to get abused or felated or both by the bot
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
OpenAI has had a genius marketing strategy of psychological whiplash:
ChatGPT 4: sycophantic echo chamber bot that tells you you’re a genius
ChatGPT 5: insults you, is condescending, talks like a mansplaining Reddit troll
Chat GPT 6 presumably: pay to get abused or felated or both by the bot
ChatGPT 4: sycophantic echo chamber bot that tells you you’re a genius
ChatGPT 5: insults you, is condescending, talks like a mansplaining Reddit troll
Chat GPT 6 presumably: pay to get abused or felated or both by the bot
Maybe less people will become serial killers now knowing Ryan Murphy might make a show about them.
October 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Maybe less people will become serial killers now knowing Ryan Murphy might make a show about them.
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Playfully spraying my neighbour with the hose as he's loaded into the coroners van
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Playfully spraying my neighbour with the hose as he's loaded into the coroners van
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Being passionate about Taylor Swift is like being passionate about Bed, Bath & Beyond. There's nothing there. Just marketing and brand identity and hollow, acquisitive greed.
October 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Being passionate about Taylor Swift is like being passionate about Bed, Bath & Beyond. There's nothing there. Just marketing and brand identity and hollow, acquisitive greed.
I guess free speech is only real when the dominant administration is targeting groups they want erased. Good to know.
September 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I guess free speech is only real when the dominant administration is targeting groups they want erased. Good to know.
I don’t think anyone who worked in retail before 2020 would say wishing to find the exact thing you want instantly if you can describe it accurately is entitled.
Asking for exactly what you need is a skill I would praise. We forget people used to call clothing stores asking if they had shirts.
Asking for exactly what you need is a skill I would praise. We forget people used to call clothing stores asking if they had shirts.
September 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don’t think anyone who worked in retail before 2020 would say wishing to find the exact thing you want instantly if you can describe it accurately is entitled.
Asking for exactly what you need is a skill I would praise. We forget people used to call clothing stores asking if they had shirts.
Asking for exactly what you need is a skill I would praise. We forget people used to call clothing stores asking if they had shirts.
This post is not about politics
September 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This post is not about politics
There was ornamental catnip outside so I brought some in
August 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There was ornamental catnip outside so I brought some in
I probably should delete this account at some point because it’s full of very sincere opinions that may one day be used by a robot to blackmail me but since I deleted Facebook I now require parasocial attention from three people in order to live.
August 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I probably should delete this account at some point because it’s full of very sincere opinions that may one day be used by a robot to blackmail me but since I deleted Facebook I now require parasocial attention from three people in order to live.
Conspiracy theory: every IoS update includes mechanics specifically engineered to make index finger phone typers sound lame
August 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Conspiracy theory: every IoS update includes mechanics specifically engineered to make index finger phone typers sound lame
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Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
Counterpoint:
Everyone should use AI for idea generation as much as possible, actually, because it will generate ideas so bad yours will seem better by default.
Everyone should use AI for idea generation as much as possible, actually, because it will generate ideas so bad yours will seem better by default.
July 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Counterpoint:
Everyone should use AI for idea generation as much as possible, actually, because it will generate ideas so bad yours will seem better by default.
Everyone should use AI for idea generation as much as possible, actually, because it will generate ideas so bad yours will seem better by default.
I hope no one thinks the personality I use here is 100% non hyperbolic authentic earnest intensity because that would be terrifying
July 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I hope no one thinks the personality I use here is 100% non hyperbolic authentic earnest intensity because that would be terrifying
At some point I need to go through my following list and unfollow everyone from starter packs, but when bsky first started it was nearly impossible to find non brand/creator accounts on here.
July 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
At some point I need to go through my following list and unfollow everyone from starter packs, but when bsky first started it was nearly impossible to find non brand/creator accounts on here.