Farton Bink
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IT WAS A DAY IN OUR NEAR FUTURE THE ERA OF THE CYBORG HAD BEGUN
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Farton Bink
@meatiershower.bsky.social
· Jun 12
“It’s called LeChiffre-ing. Teens are strapping themselves down to bottomless chairs and absolutely demolishing each other’s balls with heavy ropes.”
#filmsky #movies #letterboxd
#filmsky #movies #letterboxd
So… 👉👈 …is there a Big Bad Voodoo Mommy?
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So… 👉👈 …is there a Big Bad Voodoo Mommy?
Live 105 was playing songs just from 2016 on my drive to work this morning and holy shit I think that might be one of the most dismal years ever for popular music.
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Live 105 was playing songs just from 2016 on my drive to work this morning and holy shit I think that might be one of the most dismal years ever for popular music.
Surprised so many have made it past the first 20 minutes of Wake Up Dead Man. This is an endurance test.
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Surprised so many have made it past the first 20 minutes of Wake Up Dead Man. This is an endurance test.
Never be afraid to point out that a movie sucks shit
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Never be afraid to point out that a movie sucks shit
Rouge is the Kim Cattrall of the Sonic universe.
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Rouge is the Kim Cattrall of the Sonic universe.
kissing someone under the cameltoe is the weirdest christmas tradition
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
kissing someone under the cameltoe is the weirdest christmas tradition
Stacks and stacks of presents and so far the gift my son has played with most is an acorn he took from Grandpa’s fireplace mantel.
December 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Stacks and stacks of presents and so far the gift my son has played with most is an acorn he took from Grandpa’s fireplace mantel.
Crimbus or not, everyone get your workouts in today.
December 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Crimbus or not, everyone get your workouts in today.
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Ho-Made
Cotton Valley, LA
Cotton Valley, LA
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ho-Made
Cotton Valley, LA
Cotton Valley, LA
Antifa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la!
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Antifa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la!
I don’t buy a ton of Legos bc of their insulting prices but Speed Champions are surprisingly affordable. Picked up this sweet 911 so I can live vicariously through this tiny plastic man.
December 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I don’t buy a ton of Legos bc of their insulting prices but Speed Champions are surprisingly affordable. Picked up this sweet 911 so I can live vicariously through this tiny plastic man.
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fat and self conscious fish biting onto a fishing hook: nothing better than a nice worm to start my day
fisherman's voice muffled through the water: ohhhh we got a big one on the line, boys. stupid and ugly too
fisherman's voice muffled through the water: ohhhh we got a big one on the line, boys. stupid and ugly too
December 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
fat and self conscious fish biting onto a fishing hook: nothing better than a nice worm to start my day
fisherman's voice muffled through the water: ohhhh we got a big one on the line, boys. stupid and ugly too
fisherman's voice muffled through the water: ohhhh we got a big one on the line, boys. stupid and ugly too
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And I know how he feels! I get no end of shit because my name happens to be John Wayne Gacy.
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And I know how he feels! I get no end of shit because my name happens to be John Wayne Gacy.
Crazy how hypocritical so much of the Fuck AI crowd is since the Clair Obscur news
December 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Crazy how hypocritical so much of the Fuck AI crowd is since the Clair Obscur news
2.5 more hours of this work nonsense and then I can over-caffeinate and do nothing but play Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds for the rest of the day.
December 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
2.5 more hours of this work nonsense and then I can over-caffeinate and do nothing but play Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds for the rest of the day.
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
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My cover for Batgirl #17!
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My cover for Batgirl #17!
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I'm doing a series of variants for TITANS, first one with Cyborg for TITANS #33 =)
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm doing a series of variants for TITANS, first one with Cyborg for TITANS #33 =)
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The Purge movies are about a utopian America where people only get gunned down in the streets once a year.
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Purge movies are about a utopian America where people only get gunned down in the streets once a year.
Them: “What do you do for a living?”
Me: “I’m a storyteller.” *
*I had a letter of mine published in Penthouse Forum in the 90’s
Me: “I’m a storyteller.” *
*I had a letter of mine published in Penthouse Forum in the 90’s
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Them: “What do you do for a living?”
Me: “I’m a storyteller.” *
*I had a letter of mine published in Penthouse Forum in the 90’s
Me: “I’m a storyteller.” *
*I had a letter of mine published in Penthouse Forum in the 90’s
Quoting my exact words back to me is a hit piece thank you very much
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Quoting my exact words back to me is a hit piece thank you very much
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Remember when the world went crazy and everyone listened to Mumford ass jug band shit for like 2 years? Shit was wack.
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Remember when the world went crazy and everyone listened to Mumford ass jug band shit for like 2 years? Shit was wack.