Farton Bink
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IT WAS A DAY IN OUR NEAR FUTURE THE ERA OF THE CYBORG HAD BEGUN
Books Read in 2025 📚
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Books Read in 2025 📚
A favorite of mine from 2025 that I keep going back to:
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
A favorite of mine from 2025 that I keep going back to:
The GOP midterm strategy:
January 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The GOP midterm strategy:
My New Years Resolution is to live dangerously. If I'm shitting in a public restroom and I hear someone else enter, I'm not going to unnecessarily sniff or clear my throat to warn them I'm there. I'm going to remain perfectly silent. Just to see what happens.
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My New Years Resolution is to live dangerously. If I'm shitting in a public restroom and I hear someone else enter, I'm not going to unnecessarily sniff or clear my throat to warn them I'm there. I'm going to remain perfectly silent. Just to see what happens.
I don’t buy a ton of Legos bc of their insulting prices but Speed Champions are surprisingly affordable. Picked up this sweet 911 so I can live vicariously through this tiny plastic man.
December 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I don’t buy a ton of Legos bc of their insulting prices but Speed Champions are surprisingly affordable. Picked up this sweet 911 so I can live vicariously through this tiny plastic man.
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
When it dawns on me that the only two phone numbers I know by heart are Empire Today and Kars 4 Kids
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When it dawns on me that the only two phone numbers I know by heart are Empire Today and Kars 4 Kids
Parks on family game night
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Parks on family game night
I have activated the Chunky Cable Knit Protocol and I feel invincible
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I have activated the Chunky Cable Knit Protocol and I feel invincible
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
On Thanksgiving we dine on only the finest dinnerware
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
On Thanksgiving we dine on only the finest dinnerware
My favorite line from Jurassic Park 🎬
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My favorite line from Jurassic Park 🎬
Everyone is always “Spawn, Judgment Night, The Crow” but sleep on this soundtrack at your own peril
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Everyone is always “Spawn, Judgment Night, The Crow” but sleep on this soundtrack at your own peril
Ted Cruz looks like Ra’s Al Ghul if the Lazarus Pits stopped working
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ted Cruz looks like Ra’s Al Ghul if the Lazarus Pits stopped working
These paint a wonderful picture of Santa getting more and more fucked up at a Christmas party
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
These paint a wonderful picture of Santa getting more and more fucked up at a Christmas party
“They’re the same picture.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“They’re the same picture.”
Absolute bombshell in the Epstein Files 🤯
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November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Absolute bombshell in the Epstein Files 🤯
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Late game Silksong bosses reading your inputs
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Late game Silksong bosses reading your inputs
Me writing a song exactly like “Mirtazapine” by Hayley Williams but it’s about my steelbook Krull 4k 🎬
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Me writing a song exactly like “Mirtazapine” by Hayley Williams but it’s about my steelbook Krull 4k 🎬
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
October 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM