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Meadowlark Lemonist
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I’m quadruple vaxxed and I’m gonna be inside a data center when they unleash the 5g zombie rays. That’s like ground zero. I better end up as something cool like a tyrant or like Bub from “Day of the Dead,” and get to carry a heater.
October 3, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Libertarian debate lord.
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of loser were you?
October 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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maybe some people DO deserve to be in Gitmo
October 1, 2023 at 12:12 AM
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September 23, 2023 at 8:38 PM
I love Hemingway.
September 30, 2023 at 1:38 AM
It’s Friday night, let’s party baby.
September 30, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Confederate flags all over America will be lowered to half mast in her honor.
September 29, 2023 at 12:58 PM
An American diplomat, that later died in Benghazi, tried to get me and the crew I ran with kicked out of a clan in an MMO for “insubordination,” because we kept hounding him about his awful tattoo.
September 29, 2023 at 12:19 PM
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"it's actually really problematic to live in the world and ask anything of anyone" is like what's going to be in a medical textbook 30 years from now with the heading "brain cooked by Discord syndrome"
September 29, 2023 at 10:40 AM
I have so many wonderful things to show you all.
September 29, 2023 at 6:28 AM
Welp, I guess this is home now.
September 29, 2023 at 4:01 AM
What’s happening over here?
September 12, 2023 at 11:39 AM
August 14, 2023 at 8:48 AM
August 14, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Salute to our brave boys in brown.
Thought I was straight until I saw the pic of UPS teamsters practicing picketing
July 5, 2023 at 4:23 AM
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July 1, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Twitter has always been scraped. It’s on the internet, everyone is always scraping and probing everything. It’s an issue now because Elon didn’t want to pay his Google bill. He’s either moved these services in house, or to a cheaper cloud provider and doesn’t have compute available to keep up.
July 1, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Lol.
June 26, 2023 at 4:22 PM
I’ve decided on my look for the next 5 years, floral shirts, linen shorts, bucket hats, and birkenstock clogs.
June 23, 2023 at 12:11 PM
June 23, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Can’t wait to get blocked by Chuck again. I’m glad he’s here.
June 22, 2023 at 11:54 AM
It has begun.
June 22, 2023 at 7:29 AM
Never setting up my voicemail was the greatest decision I’ve ever made.
Horror movie idea:

Your phone rings.

Sequel idea:

They leave a voicemail.
June 22, 2023 at 5:25 AM
Starting my skeeting career off the only way I know how.
June 22, 2023 at 2:14 AM