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Meadowlark Lemonist
@meadowlarklemonist.bsky.social
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October 4, 2023 at 2:10 AM
I’m quadruple vaxxed and I’m gonna be inside a data center when they unleash the 5g zombie rays. That’s like ground zero. I better end up as something cool like a tyrant or like Bub from “Day of the Dead,” and get to carry a heater.
October 3, 2023 at 7:59 PM
September 30, 2023 at 7:18 AM
September 30, 2023 at 2:45 AM
I ain’t never heard of no mafia.
September 30, 2023 at 1:42 AM
I love Hemingway.
September 30, 2023 at 1:38 AM
It’s Friday night, let’s party baby.
September 30, 2023 at 1:31 AM
An American diplomat, that later died in Benghazi, tried to get me and the crew I ran with kicked out of a clan in an MMO for “insubordination,” because we kept hounding him about his awful tattoo.
September 29, 2023 at 12:19 PM
When I saw Iggy, he pulled his massive hog out of his leather pants and waggled it at the crowd during “I Wanna Be Your Dog.” I imagine getting bopped on the forehead with it would cause Acquiescence.
September 29, 2023 at 6:56 AM
I have so many wonderful things to show you all.
September 29, 2023 at 6:28 AM
Welp, I guess this is home now.
September 29, 2023 at 4:01 AM
August 14, 2023 at 8:48 AM
August 14, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Wow, the wordsmith strikes again.
July 2, 2023 at 12:26 AM
It’s not that complicated. He doesn’t want to pay for the distributed compute capacity required for the site to run as it exists today. Moving the public facing parts of twitter in house or to a cheaper cloud provider means limiting access to the wider internet.
July 2, 2023 at 12:20 AM
We need to move Bluesky a quarter mile down the road. The 1 mile walk to get here would kill him.
July 2, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Twitter has always been scraped. It’s on the internet, everyone is always scraping and probing everything. It’s an issue now because Elon didn’t want to pay his Google bill. He’s either moved these services in house, or to a cheaper cloud provider and doesn’t have compute available to keep up.
July 1, 2023 at 11:42 PM
A fair point, but have to considered a rock salt 12 gauge?
July 1, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Glad to have peach over here. Have a Gramsci.
July 1, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Lol.
June 26, 2023 at 4:22 PM
June 25, 2023 at 9:35 AM
We have do this twice now.
June 25, 2023 at 9:34 AM
Mmm yeah.
June 23, 2023 at 2:03 AM
June 23, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Can’t wait to get blocked by Chuck again. I’m glad he’s here.
June 22, 2023 at 11:54 AM