Jake
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I have a lot of respect for tomatoes but they don't belong on a sandwich of any kind. But you can't say that in today's society
June 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I have a lot of respect for tomatoes but they don't belong on a sandwich of any kind. But you can't say that in today's society
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The Lando Calrissian Adventures
art by William Schmidt
art by William Schmidt
January 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The Lando Calrissian Adventures
art by William Schmidt
art by William Schmidt
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I’m just saying there should be a place you can go where you can practice unclogging a toilet so you can keep your skills up in between emergency situations
January 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m just saying there should be a place you can go where you can practice unclogging a toilet so you can keep your skills up in between emergency situations
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air bud: i play basketball
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
December 31, 2024 at 1:27 AM
air bud: i play basketball
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
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🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨
December 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM
🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨
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of course the shortest day of the year is a saturday. another win for capitalism
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
of course the shortest day of the year is a saturday. another win for capitalism
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Every week at the grocery store I see the same woman and think, “Where do I know her from?” It’s because she works at the grocery store where I’m currently shopping. Anyway, my vote is probably worth more than yours.
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Every week at the grocery store I see the same woman and think, “Where do I know her from?” It’s because she works at the grocery store where I’m currently shopping. Anyway, my vote is probably worth more than yours.
People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie?
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 PM
People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie?
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
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We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
November 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
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showing someone Star Wars for the first time and acting like they're the only person who can't understand what Chewbacca is saying
November 11, 2024 at 12:50 AM
showing someone Star Wars for the first time and acting like they're the only person who can't understand what Chewbacca is saying
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Glad to see so many users moving here after accepting that Neopets is irredeemably lost to fascism
November 10, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Glad to see so many users moving here after accepting that Neopets is irredeemably lost to fascism
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I’m not going to explain this but I bet the world started getting worse when Disney started making constant live action remakes of beloved animated movies.
November 8, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I’m not going to explain this but I bet the world started getting worse when Disney started making constant live action remakes of beloved animated movies.
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In the event that the United States completely implodes and collapses in on itself, you gotta admit, those first 8 seasons of The Simpsons were a pretty good contribution to the world.
November 9, 2024 at 2:34 AM
In the event that the United States completely implodes and collapses in on itself, you gotta admit, those first 8 seasons of The Simpsons were a pretty good contribution to the world.
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Disney should get George Lucas to make another round of special editions. Give him unlimited money and just let him go nuts, as a treat
November 8, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Disney should get George Lucas to make another round of special editions. Give him unlimited money and just let him go nuts, as a treat