Miranda De la Victoria
@mdvictoria.bsky.social
Just putting words together and calling it a book.
Please continue to support your local and immigrant-owned businesses. I went to Phoever today and he told me his brother was taken by ice and is currently held in Texas.
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Please continue to support your local and immigrant-owned businesses. I went to Phoever today and he told me his brother was taken by ice and is currently held in Texas.
If you don’t have a pitchfork, go ahead and grab your trusty shovel or hoe.
Happy gardening.
Happy gardening.
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February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
If you don’t have a pitchfork, go ahead and grab your trusty shovel or hoe.
Happy gardening.
Happy gardening.
Remember in the episode of Bob’s Burgers where Bob is preparing to raise the price of his burgers? And how it’s like $6? And how in real life his burgers would totally be at least $15 and I would buy them still.
So what I’m saying is: Bob, your burgers are bomb and worth the price.
So what I’m saying is: Bob, your burgers are bomb and worth the price.
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Remember in the episode of Bob’s Burgers where Bob is preparing to raise the price of his burgers? And how it’s like $6? And how in real life his burgers would totally be at least $15 and I would buy them still.
So what I’m saying is: Bob, your burgers are bomb and worth the price.
So what I’m saying is: Bob, your burgers are bomb and worth the price.
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Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.
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Writing fiction is hard because there’s nothing more difficult than making up truth
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Writing fiction is hard because there’s nothing more difficult than making up truth
Phil: 6 more weeks of winter.
Me: *checks calendar and sees first day of spring is in 6 weeks*
Also me:
Me: *checks calendar and sees first day of spring is in 6 weeks*
Also me:
a young boy with blonde hair says " i didn 't know you could read "
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February 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Phil: 6 more weeks of winter.
Me: *checks calendar and sees first day of spring is in 6 weeks*
Also me:
Me: *checks calendar and sees first day of spring is in 6 weeks*
Also me:
What’s fun about having a chronic condition is that when you’re having a good day people think you’re all better now.
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
What’s fun about having a chronic condition is that when you’re having a good day people think you’re all better now.
Needed this
“Write the worst version to get to the best version, I told myself.” 1000wordsofsummer.substack.com/p/when-all-e...
When All Else Fails, Burn It Down
My writing advice for myself, anyway.
1000wordsofsummer.substack.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Needed this
After seeing more of the Epstein files, I believe I’m able to read horror now.
February 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
After seeing more of the Epstein files, I believe I’m able to read horror now.
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Not really a great thing that the world increasingly seems to be dominated by a close-knit cabal of pedophiles, rapists, and other assorted predators.
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Not really a great thing that the world increasingly seems to be dominated by a close-knit cabal of pedophiles, rapists, and other assorted predators.
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I keep hearing the same argument from MAGA:
"What about all the citizens murdered by illegals".
Then get a warrant and go arrest them!
Don't patrol the streets terrorizing everyone, arresting children at schools and US citizens because you don't know who to arrest. See the difference?
"What about all the citizens murdered by illegals".
Then get a warrant and go arrest them!
Don't patrol the streets terrorizing everyone, arresting children at schools and US citizens because you don't know who to arrest. See the difference?
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I keep hearing the same argument from MAGA:
"What about all the citizens murdered by illegals".
Then get a warrant and go arrest them!
Don't patrol the streets terrorizing everyone, arresting children at schools and US citizens because you don't know who to arrest. See the difference?
"What about all the citizens murdered by illegals".
Then get a warrant and go arrest them!
Don't patrol the streets terrorizing everyone, arresting children at schools and US citizens because you don't know who to arrest. See the difference?
The Snake is still shedding, lovelies. The Fire Horse is coming.
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The Snake is still shedding, lovelies. The Fire Horse is coming.
Just imagine all the books getting written right now.
January 26, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Just imagine all the books getting written right now.
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
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There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
General strike was good. We need to go bigger. No sports games. No flights. Disable and ground everything.
January 24, 2026 at 9:12 PM
General strike was good. We need to go bigger. No sports games. No flights. Disable and ground everything.
Actually, I think Tina Belcher had it right: all we need to be free, is to destroy a little property
No, this gif isn’t from the same episode.
No, this gif isn’t from the same episode.
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January 22, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Actually, I think Tina Belcher had it right: all we need to be free, is to destroy a little property
No, this gif isn’t from the same episode.
No, this gif isn’t from the same episode.
England, I think you better come pick up your kid. They’re clearly not responsible enough to have independence.
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
England, I think you better come pick up your kid. They’re clearly not responsible enough to have independence.
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Minnesota is getting hit with severely cold weather this week. ❄️
Find your closest warming center here:
www.hennepin.us/STAYWARM
Find your closest warming center here:
www.hennepin.us/STAYWARM
Severe cold warming options
Learn about places to go in a cold-weather emergency.
www.hennepin.us
January 22, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Minnesota is getting hit with severely cold weather this week. ❄️
Find your closest warming center here:
www.hennepin.us/STAYWARM
Find your closest warming center here:
www.hennepin.us/STAYWARM
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2026 is three weeks old and already Billy Joel could write an entire We Didn’t Start the Fire about it
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
2026 is three weeks old and already Billy Joel could write an entire We Didn’t Start the Fire about it
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There are lots of people sharing lots of ways to help. This is one I trust absolutely.
crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours.
please keep sharing with your networks.
please keep sharing with your networks.
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:14 PM
There are lots of people sharing lots of ways to help. This is one I trust absolutely.
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We have strayed so so far from reading books for pizza
January 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
We have strayed so so far from reading books for pizza
Like kale, I too get less bitter with massage.
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Like kale, I too get less bitter with massage.
The abyss is for staring
The void is for screaming
The bed is for sleeping
And donuts are for eating
The void is for screaming
The bed is for sleeping
And donuts are for eating
April 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The abyss is for staring
The void is for screaming
The bed is for sleeping
And donuts are for eating
The void is for screaming
The bed is for sleeping
And donuts are for eating
I wrote a flash fiction piece that probably only my friends will ever see.
April 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I wrote a flash fiction piece that probably only my friends will ever see.