@mctako.bsky.social
just started a workout routine. my heart is having none of that
January 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
just started a workout routine. my heart is having none of that
hello again my happy pills
December 20, 2024 at 12:46 PM
hello again my happy pills
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the reason why i always say thank you after a can of nescafe
December 12, 2024 at 6:29 AM
the reason why i always say thank you after a can of nescafe
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someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM
someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
stop bringing a knife to a gunfight my guy
December 6, 2024 at 6:24 AM
stop bringing a knife to a gunfight my guy
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that one orc: looks like meat's back on the menu boys!
crowd of orcs: *cheers*
vegan orc who is always asking if there are vegan options: are there vegan options
crowd of orcs: *cheers*
vegan orc who is always asking if there are vegan options: are there vegan options
December 3, 2024 at 5:36 PM
that one orc: looks like meat's back on the menu boys!
crowd of orcs: *cheers*
vegan orc who is always asking if there are vegan options: are there vegan options
crowd of orcs: *cheers*
vegan orc who is always asking if there are vegan options: are there vegan options
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
a friend once gave me some dry ass and bland stuffing to try
me to myself: maybe this is the dollar store version
him: man tastes just like home
me:
me to myself: maybe this is the dollar store version
him: man tastes just like home
me:
November 26, 2024 at 1:50 AM
a friend once gave me some dry ass and bland stuffing to try
me to myself: maybe this is the dollar store version
him: man tastes just like home
me:
me to myself: maybe this is the dollar store version
him: man tastes just like home
me:
reminds me of when someone i knew discovered sam smith is gay
"so ive been singing gay songs all this time???"
"so ive been singing gay songs all this time???"
November 26, 2024 at 1:37 AM
reminds me of when someone i knew discovered sam smith is gay
"so ive been singing gay songs all this time???"
"so ive been singing gay songs all this time???"
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[eating the butt of a loaf of bread]
dat ass dough
dat ass dough
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
[eating the butt of a loaf of bread]
dat ass dough
dat ass dough