MC Shaolin Jesus
@mcshaolinjesus.bsky.social
Japanese by Birth 🇯🇵
American by Choice 🇺🇸
Rapper by Blood 🩸
[This is a RP account for a Player Character.]
American by Choice 🇺🇸
Rapper by Blood 🩸
[This is a RP account for a Player Character.]
yo FUCK young Kobiyashi 🖕
March 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
yo FUCK young Kobiyashi 🖕
young Kobiyashi sprung from prison. im free!!!
March 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
young Kobiyashi sprung from prison. im free!!!
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Need a girl to pour an unknown substance down my throat
March 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Need a girl to pour an unknown substance down my throat
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need me a girl with a pair of real harvey milkers
March 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
need me a girl with a pair of real harvey milkers
ah shit im missing this
*A lecture on Degrowth Utopianism*
This week was session 3 of our #Degrowth and Socioecological Justice course at the University of Copenhagen. This time, the course featured Assoc. Prof. Mikkel Frantzen, with Jeppe Svan representing @dengroenneung.bsky.social & the publishing house Økotopia. 1/n
This week was session 3 of our #Degrowth and Socioecological Justice course at the University of Copenhagen. This time, the course featured Assoc. Prof. Mikkel Frantzen, with Jeppe Svan representing @dengroenneung.bsky.social & the publishing house Økotopia. 1/n
March 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ah shit im missing this
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in the netherlands we dont have doctor so we get our E from slurping it out from pussy
March 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
in the netherlands we dont have doctor so we get our E from slurping it out from pussy
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Pussy from a girl who says “yippee!” >>>
March 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Pussy from a girl who says “yippee!” >>>
shiiiiiiit Sims 3 harder game than Def Jam Icon
#fuckdefjamicon
#fuckdefjamicon
March 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
shiiiiiiit Sims 3 harder game than Def Jam Icon
#fuckdefjamicon
#fuckdefjamicon
need a bitch thats elegant like Cinderella to come thru and watch live action Cinderella with me in the theater
March 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
need a bitch thats elegant like Cinderella to come thru and watch live action Cinderella with me in the theater
Rhymes so nasty, ur gonna want a towel
Grimy in the dirt, go fetch a trowel
Im on my cock-y shit, yeah thats fowl
I-O-U? Sh1t 1 dnt n33d n0 v0w3ls
If I am The Shit then ur just the bowels
Dont need a bicch to judge me unless ur Simon Cowell
Grimy in the dirt, go fetch a trowel
Im on my cock-y shit, yeah thats fowl
I-O-U? Sh1t 1 dnt n33d n0 v0w3ls
If I am The Shit then ur just the bowels
Dont need a bicch to judge me unless ur Simon Cowell
March 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Rhymes so nasty, ur gonna want a towel
Grimy in the dirt, go fetch a trowel
Im on my cock-y shit, yeah thats fowl
I-O-U? Sh1t 1 dnt n33d n0 v0w3ls
If I am The Shit then ur just the bowels
Dont need a bicch to judge me unless ur Simon Cowell
Grimy in the dirt, go fetch a trowel
Im on my cock-y shit, yeah thats fowl
I-O-U? Sh1t 1 dnt n33d n0 v0w3ls
If I am The Shit then ur just the bowels
Dont need a bicch to judge me unless ur Simon Cowell
Fuck a Coast Guard I'm tryna go hard
MC so tuff have to put him behind bars
Im hiding beneath the surface like water on Mars
They think im the Antichrist like von Trier, Lars
Plasma in my center, yeah I'm a star
Cadillac act like it's alive, that's Cars
MC so tuff have to put him behind bars
Im hiding beneath the surface like water on Mars
They think im the Antichrist like von Trier, Lars
Plasma in my center, yeah I'm a star
Cadillac act like it's alive, that's Cars
March 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Fuck a Coast Guard I'm tryna go hard
MC so tuff have to put him behind bars
Im hiding beneath the surface like water on Mars
They think im the Antichrist like von Trier, Lars
Plasma in my center, yeah I'm a star
Cadillac act like it's alive, that's Cars
MC so tuff have to put him behind bars
Im hiding beneath the surface like water on Mars
They think im the Antichrist like von Trier, Lars
Plasma in my center, yeah I'm a star
Cadillac act like it's alive, that's Cars
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March 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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debatable but tru
Also C.R.E.A.M. is the best rap song of all time it is perfect in every way
March 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
debatable but tru
hell no this isnt right
i'm fairly new to a lot of rap, i didn't grow up with it much bc my father is tightwad - like i'm "discovered Project Pat last year" new lol but ima have to be honest... NY rap is mid to me, that can go lol
March 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
hell no this isnt right
real af
pursuing a career in rap because I'm breaking down yo
March 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
real af
were fighting if this happens
[Getting picked up after rap battle]
Wife: How did it go?
Me: *struggling to get into car* Not great.
Wife: Did he bring up your novelty dinosaur hat?
Me: *fighting back tears* He said it looks like I "tyranno-sure-have-no sex".
Wife: How did it go?
Me: *struggling to get into car* Not great.
Wife: Did he bring up your novelty dinosaur hat?
Me: *fighting back tears* He said it looks like I "tyranno-sure-have-no sex".
March 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
were fighting if this happens
ngl id rather be smoking a fat blunt with two fine long haired baddies than rotting in a prison cell #freeme #lockeup #cantevenwatchindianajonesinhere #orplaydnd
March 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
ngl id rather be smoking a fat blunt with two fine long haired baddies than rotting in a prison cell #freeme #lockeup #cantevenwatchindianajonesinhere #orplaydnd
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LUKE: what is 2 plus 2
YODA: i forget
LUKE: correct
YODA: i forget
LUKE: correct
March 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
LUKE: what is 2 plus 2
YODA: i forget
LUKE: correct
YODA: i forget
LUKE: correct
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pussy from a girl that dreams about you at night
March 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
pussy from a girl that dreams about you at night
SOMEBODY LIBERATE MY ASS
March 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
SOMEBODY LIBERATE MY ASS
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If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles
March 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles
hey shorty, u wanna learn how to get a big bag real quick no effort? just watch n learn
March 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
hey shorty, u wanna learn how to get a big bag real quick no effort? just watch n learn
bout to make some BIG moves thatll shake shit up like Y2K 🫨
stay tuned 👀 but dont snitch on me 😤
stay tuned 👀 but dont snitch on me 😤
March 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
bout to make some BIG moves thatll shake shit up like Y2K 🫨
stay tuned 👀 but dont snitch on me 😤
stay tuned 👀 but dont snitch on me 😤