scromp 🦐
@mcscrimpies.bsky.social
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in my dreams last night i was professional wrestler named SHRIMP LOVER and whole gimmick was that i loved shrimp id eat it in the ring very dramatically and wear all pink an do pincher hand moves. mostly dream was me backstage trying to convince them 'the shrimp' or 'king shrimp' was a better name
February 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
in my dreams last night i was professional wrestler named SHRIMP LOVER and whole gimmick was that i loved shrimp id eat it in the ring very dramatically and wear all pink an do pincher hand moves. mostly dream was me backstage trying to convince them 'the shrimp' or 'king shrimp' was a better name
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With utter respect: I am in full support of prawns; delighted they are about and out, to be honest. But, 1.36% of marine animals have been playing an out-sized role in ocean politics at the expense of some very very important, other foci. Can this be agreed upon?
December 24, 2024 at 8:19 PM
With utter respect: I am in full support of prawns; delighted they are about and out, to be honest. But, 1.36% of marine animals have been playing an out-sized role in ocean politics at the expense of some very very important, other foci. Can this be agreed upon?
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baking like 500 cookies over the past few days may have actually fixed my back problems. weird.
December 24, 2024 at 5:24 PM
baking like 500 cookies over the past few days may have actually fixed my back problems. weird.
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
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may i suggest an alternative pope,, the prawntiff
August 8, 2023 at 8:44 PM
may i suggest an alternative pope,, the prawntiff
back in the day they used to arrange for three ghosts, now they just shoot you in broad daylight
December 20, 2024 at 2:54 AM
back in the day they used to arrange for three ghosts, now they just shoot you in broad daylight
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psa, macaroons are not macarons
December 19, 2024 at 5:19 PM
psa, macaroons are not macarons
just found out i'm allergic to shrimp. rip.
November 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
just found out i'm allergic to shrimp. rip.
another dream crushed by private equity. damn.
Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because 'I know how to do math'
Instead, Damola Adamolekun is going back to what made the company successful in the first place.
fortune.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
another dream crushed by private equity. damn.
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those that celebrate.
November 14, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those that celebrate.
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as an aside, i want someone to build an endless breadstick oven that makes one endless breadstick. pour dough in one side, extrude it, send it through an oven on rollers so it's baked by the other end...
November 1, 2024 at 3:09 PM
as an aside, i want someone to build an endless breadstick oven that makes one endless breadstick. pour dough in one side, extrude it, send it through an oven on rollers so it's baked by the other end...
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This Is Just To Say
I have finished
the chores
that keep things going
But there
are more chores
and also taxes
Forgive me
I'm fucking off to the sea
so deep
with neat monsters
I have finished
the chores
that keep things going
But there
are more chores
and also taxes
Forgive me
I'm fucking off to the sea
so deep
with neat monsters
May 15, 2024 at 5:06 PM
This Is Just To Say
I have finished
the chores
that keep things going
But there
are more chores
and also taxes
Forgive me
I'm fucking off to the sea
so deep
with neat monsters
I have finished
the chores
that keep things going
But there
are more chores
and also taxes
Forgive me
I'm fucking off to the sea
so deep
with neat monsters
a true tragedy
Red Lobster flew too close to that big endless crustacean sun, in a story echoing the tragedies of the ancients.
Red Lobster eyes bankruptcy option after $11M in losses from endless shrimp
Red Lobster has a new CEO and is focused on possible restructuring through Chapter 11 bankruptcy, according to Bloomberg.
abcnews.go.com
April 28, 2024 at 9:31 PM
a true tragedy
my sons, shamp and shirmp
absolutely fuckin losing it lol this AI yearbook page.
April 15, 2024 at 1:34 PM
my sons, shamp and shirmp
there are a lotta people posting food that constitutes crimes against shrimp on this website. some of y'all need shrimp jesus.
April 12, 2024 at 2:20 AM
there are a lotta people posting food that constitutes crimes against shrimp on this website. some of y'all need shrimp jesus.
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April 11, 2024 at 10:29 PM
shrimps is... thugs?
April 12, 2024 at 1:30 AM
shrimps is... thugs?
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Wrap me in kelp,
I'll california roll at the shrimp of your fries
I'll show you my fins, and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that sushi roll,
oh, good God, let me umami spice
I'll california roll at the shrimp of your fries
I'll show you my fins, and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that sushi roll,
oh, good God, let me umami spice
April 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Wrap me in kelp,
I'll california roll at the shrimp of your fries
I'll show you my fins, and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that sushi roll,
oh, good God, let me umami spice
I'll california roll at the shrimp of your fries
I'll show you my fins, and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that sushi roll,
oh, good God, let me umami spice