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your local Irish/Chinese fusion.
insomniac smol queerdo
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I feel like most of my followers know this but because I see a lot of cis folks who have a specific blind spot for it:

This includes the theme park. I don't care if you want Butterbeer or want to get a wand or are already there so why not just walk in. It's all Her. Everything with the name is Her.
J.K. Rowling is using her wealth attained from the "Harry Potter" series to create an organization dedicated to removing transgender people's rights "in the workplace, in public life, and in protected female spaces.”

🔗: bit.ly/3ZBRxYk
May 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Nobody:

Pwr Bottoms:
May 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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❤️
March 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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February 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Diversity win; Maher has found a reason to defend a trans woman (racist tweets)
We need to retire comedians the same age as professional athletes
March 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Is the weekend over yet?

Well the year nearly is!!
January 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Surely I'm not the only one getting this vibe from the Switch 2's joycons:
January 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.
January 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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"Madam, return my jacket immediately!"

#TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
#DoctorWho
January 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Worse, if you read further she didn’t even ask for the whip to be restored but the Tory team have decided to make a story about it to make her look bad
January 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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[Paper dragon room]
I want to draw more dragons this year, so the first painting of the year has to start off strong
January 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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When Rowling announced that Dumbledore was gay Terry Pratchett joked:

"Rincewind would like to announce that he is gay. Since he never gets any, it really doesn't make much difference which any he doesn't get, and at least he might get a brief reputation for social awareness"

😅
December 29, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Nostradumbass has a prediction from 2 days ago
January 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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well it's the end of the month so here's a one page RPG (a rare 2 player game) called Toxic Homosexual Workplace Romance where you kill or fuck or unwisely marry the other player after some uncomfortable questions, idk where this came from, I need a beer

pdf here:
www.patreon.com/posts/toxic-...
December 30, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Lest we forget, Nikola Tesla also wanted to provide Free Energy for Everybody.
December 30, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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In America, CEOs are considered tacit members of government by virtue of their wealth, so if you kill one, it's terrorism rather than simply murder.
December 18, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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rip jimmy carter you were very old for my entire life
December 29, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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BABIES!!!
December 11, 2024 at 9:16 PM