Michael Hearn
@mchearn.bsky.social
Los Angeles-based filmmaker. West Philadelphia, born and raised. Art's the only thing that'll save you. He/him.
The only Rainbow B-52 I approve of:
The B-52's - Private Idaho (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The only Rainbow B-52 I approve of:
Actually naming the alternative as "Rainbow B-52" has now just made the meme you hate truer and associated you with it forever, congrats.
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Actually naming the alternative as "Rainbow B-52" has now just made the meme you hate truer and associated you with it forever, congrats.
Reposted by Michael Hearn
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
Reminder that this was one of the biggest audience pops from my Burbank audience during The Naked Gun.
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reminder that this was one of the biggest audience pops from my Burbank audience during The Naked Gun.
America IS Epstein's Island.
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
America IS Epstein's Island.
Remaking the opening of The 39 Steps with AI as Mr. Memory getting every answer wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Remaking the opening of The 39 Steps with AI as Mr. Memory getting every answer wrong.
The kicker of preteen Charlie walking by himself in an empty background bereft of live and only interacting with an AI ghost on a future iPhone is probably not the dystopic tone this company wants.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The kicker of preteen Charlie walking by himself in an empty background bereft of live and only interacting with an AI ghost on a future iPhone is probably not the dystopic tone this company wants.
Little Amelie is a such a darling film, easily one of the most touching animated films I've seen in theaters.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Little Amelie is a such a darling film, easily one of the most touching animated films I've seen in theaters.
Peter Lorre, from a few Looney Tunes cartoons
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Peter Lorre, from a few Looney Tunes cartoons
Fucking up the language of a billion dollar industry because it actually sees profits (with a lot of black and women owned businesses) while tech industries and AI run amok into mortgages and private funding.
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Fucking up the language of a billion dollar industry because it actually sees profits (with a lot of black and women owned businesses) while tech industries and AI run amok into mortgages and private funding.
Ah crap I'm a nepo baby after all.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ah crap I'm a nepo baby after all.
Archers of Loaf - Lowest Part is Free
YouTube video by Merge Records on YouTube
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you were a junky rock/rap band in the aughts who had no chance getting onto the radio, the PS2 rhythm game makers had your back.
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you were a junky rock/rap band in the aughts who had no chance getting onto the radio, the PS2 rhythm game makers had your back.
"Facts don't care about your feelings" crowd stop going "wait, I meant YOUR feelings, not mine" challenge undefeated.
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"Facts don't care about your feelings" crowd stop going "wait, I meant YOUR feelings, not mine" challenge undefeated.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
In a just world, Blue Moon would be Ethan Hawke's second Oscar.
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
In a just world, Blue Moon would be Ethan Hawke's second Oscar.
Perfect timing for this panel I got in the email.
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Perfect timing for this panel I got in the email.
And so the ongoing feud between cops and fast food continues unabated.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
And so the ongoing feud between cops and fast food continues unabated.
Well it’s official, throwing a sandwich at a cop is now legal in the state of Washington DC.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well it’s official, throwing a sandwich at a cop is now legal in the state of Washington DC.
"AI is here to stay. I mean, we need massive government assistance, but I swear, we're here to stay."
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"AI is here to stay. I mean, we need massive government assistance, but I swear, we're here to stay."
I can’t believe democrats did this too.
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I can’t believe democrats did this too.
Reposted by Michael Hearn
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028