Michael Hearn
@mchearn.bsky.social
Los Angeles-based filmmaker. West Philadelphia, born and raised. Art's the only thing that'll save you. He/him.
Reminder that this was one of the biggest audience pops from my Burbank audience during The Naked Gun.
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reminder that this was one of the biggest audience pops from my Burbank audience during The Naked Gun.
Little Amelie is a such a darling film, easily one of the most touching animated films I've seen in theaters.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Little Amelie is a such a darling film, easily one of the most touching animated films I've seen in theaters.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Perfect timing for this panel I got in the email.
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Perfect timing for this panel I got in the email.
Well it’s official, throwing a sandwich at a cop is now legal in the state of Washington DC.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well it’s official, throwing a sandwich at a cop is now legal in the state of Washington DC.
“Who left who?”
“The center left left me.”
“And did you leave?”
“No, I center left.”
“The center left left me.”
“And did you leave?”
“No, I center left.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“Who left who?”
“The center left left me.”
“And did you leave?”
“No, I center left.”
“The center left left me.”
“And did you leave?”
“No, I center left.”
Perfect Days sequel where Koji Yakusho's Hirayama accidentally cleans the wrong toilet in Kamurocho and enters the underground pleasure district to become a coliseum fighter.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Perfect Days sequel where Koji Yakusho's Hirayama accidentally cleans the wrong toilet in Kamurocho and enters the underground pleasure district to become a coliseum fighter.
Demons 2 (1986) / Busta Rhymes: "Gimme Some More" (1998)
October 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Demons 2 (1986) / Busta Rhymes: "Gimme Some More" (1998)
Republican staffers rn
October 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Republican staffers rn
Red House Painters - Down Colorful Hill
Superchunk - No Pocky for Kitty
Lullaby for the Working Class - I Never Even Asked for Light
Polaris - Music from The Adventures of Pete & Pete
Superchunk - No Pocky for Kitty
Lullaby for the Working Class - I Never Even Asked for Light
Polaris - Music from The Adventures of Pete & Pete
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Red House Painters - Down Colorful Hill
Superchunk - No Pocky for Kitty
Lullaby for the Working Class - I Never Even Asked for Light
Polaris - Music from The Adventures of Pete & Pete
Superchunk - No Pocky for Kitty
Lullaby for the Working Class - I Never Even Asked for Light
Polaris - Music from The Adventures of Pete & Pete
The lead teen has a dream about being in a leather bar that segues from him being sweaty and in a half-buttoned pajama top and it makes him look like one of the McPoyles.
October 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The lead teen has a dream about being in a leather bar that segues from him being sweaty and in a half-buttoned pajama top and it makes him look like one of the McPoyles.
Me: I remember the 2nd Nightmare on Elm Street being kind of uninspired.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Fuck you, here's a Beetlejuice ass opening and a joke about a fake Fu Man Chew cereal with collective fingernails.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Fuck you, here's a Beetlejuice ass opening and a joke about a fake Fu Man Chew cereal with collective fingernails.
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me: I remember the 2nd Nightmare on Elm Street being kind of uninspired.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Fuck you, here's a Beetlejuice ass opening and a joke about a fake Fu Man Chew cereal with collective fingernails.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Fuck you, here's a Beetlejuice ass opening and a joke about a fake Fu Man Chew cereal with collective fingernails.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Pretty prescient joke in Girls5Eva, terrific show.
August 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pretty prescient joke in Girls5Eva, terrific show.
I thank LA for the ability for me to solve this in a second
August 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I thank LA for the ability for me to solve this in a second
Door (1988, Banmei Takahashi)
August 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Door (1988, Banmei Takahashi)
I rewatched my Limey 4K for the commentaries and even muted Stamp was absolutely hypnotizing. RIP.
August 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I rewatched my Limey 4K for the commentaries and even muted Stamp was absolutely hypnotizing. RIP.
In case a die during this stay at my Airbnb and the signs all point to the ghost of a child cowboy, here’s the corner of my room to explain it.
August 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In case a die during this stay at my Airbnb and the signs all point to the ghost of a child cowboy, here’s the corner of my room to explain it.
Donkey Konga bongos sighting in the latest Always Sunny
August 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Donkey Konga bongos sighting in the latest Always Sunny
Shouting from the roof you say
August 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Shouting from the roof you say
Cloud (2024, Kiyoshi Kurosawa), a very funny and dark drama about modern business and capitalism. There's a definite wryness to its shared perspectives in the latter half where an idea of justice starts to be perverted, itself all as transactional and worthless as business.
August 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Cloud (2024, Kiyoshi Kurosawa), a very funny and dark drama about modern business and capitalism. There's a definite wryness to its shared perspectives in the latter half where an idea of justice starts to be perverted, itself all as transactional and worthless as business.