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Post-Modern Clutchy
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Don't worry, by the way, I wouldn't follow me, either. I'm not offended.

Stays crispy in milk.
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you can take the Biggio out of his rookie catcher gear, but you can't take the catching gear out of his batters box 15 years later.
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
This is roughly .023 of Craig Biggio's lifetime OBP. It should be closer to .340 than .360. And I'm not counting all the opposite field slop he got from being able to leave his fucking arm in the strike zone.
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Craig Biggio was a very good ballplayer whose equipment choices and willingness to let a ball smack a piece of plastic made him a Hall of Famer. I will not be answering any further questions.
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This is still my recent favorite example:
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I still hear an extra note in Fur Elise that isn't there from a McDonalds commercial that was on a bunch for like a year when I was a little kid. Literally sounds wrong both ways, now.
McDonald's Recital TV Commercial HD
YouTube video by FM1156
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
At the top level of sports that don't make money, that's a real issue.
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
You can't have exciting new tag team combos without established ones for them to prove dominance over. So, the important part is that they have good outfits. Mission accomplished.
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
No, not really. I'm watching speed skating now.
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Yeah, that's wild. Well, at least she won't be able to do too much horrible evil with her speedskating experience.
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Hahaha. Well, you will have to continue to make sure that the Juuse Saros fandom is not dying, etc.
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Paryako a true team player.

He knows goals scored is the 3rd tie breaker so he's just making sure the team is motivated to score more.
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Right. One day I'll convince you he isn't even the best Finnish goalie in the history of his own franchise:
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Unfortunately, all their bullshit flows downhill to the people who actually have to swim in it.
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I could've guessed.
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM