Post-Modern Clutchy
@mcgritterson.industries
Don't worry, by the way, I wouldn't follow me, either. I'm not offended.
Stays crispy in milk.
Stays crispy in milk.
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I guess I will put on "pants" and find caffeine and sugar so I can say I have performed one "breakfast"
Calamity Crush (feat. Foetus Art Terrorism)
YouTube video by The Foetus All Nude Revue - Topic
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February 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I guess I will put on "pants" and find caffeine and sugar so I can say I have performed one "breakfast"
It's actually kind of weird when I stop and think about the fact that the smartphone feature I use the most, by far, is the camera. It's easier than writing things down or remembering them. I should probably stop doing that.
February 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
It's actually kind of weird when I stop and think about the fact that the smartphone feature I use the most, by far, is the camera. It's easier than writing things down or remembering them. I should probably stop doing that.
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The one way in which I really lean on the damned thing is that I have not had to remember or even be able to read a serial number or model number on any piece of dimly lit electronic or mechanical whatsit in a very long time. Or remember any phone numbers at all.
Smartphones have been a scourge in many ways but we all seem to have gotten used to having a tiny flashlight in our person 24/7 pretty fast
February 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
The one way in which I really lean on the damned thing is that I have not had to remember or even be able to read a serial number or model number on any piece of dimly lit electronic or mechanical whatsit in a very long time. Or remember any phone numbers at all.
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66. guitar from italy, 1800.
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
66. guitar from italy, 1800.
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Make your own jokes.
February 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Make your own jokes.
The one thing about my car being outside instead of, like, in an attached garage is that if my car was in an attached garage, I would totally be driving to like Dunkin Donuts to get a bagel and some coffee in this robe right now.
February 15, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The one thing about my car being outside instead of, like, in an attached garage is that if my car was in an attached garage, I would totally be driving to like Dunkin Donuts to get a bagel and some coffee in this robe right now.
The end of the world is even more boring in the middle of the night. There is like nothing going on here. Maybe stuff has already burst into flames over in Europe or something? Bleh.
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 AM
The end of the world is even more boring in the middle of the night. There is like nothing going on here. Maybe stuff has already burst into flames over in Europe or something? Bleh.
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it’s a shame that donald trump wasn’t this passionate about checking ids back when he was partying with jeffrey epstein
February 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
it’s a shame that donald trump wasn’t this passionate about checking ids back when he was partying with jeffrey epstein
Thinking about asking computers questions and expecting coherent answers.
Also laughing because "Donkey Sentence" sounds like it could either be the new way to say "Clown Question" or some kind of new criminal punishment.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_...
Also laughing because "Donkey Sentence" sounds like it could either be the new way to say "Clown Question" or some kind of new criminal punishment.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_...
Donkey sentence - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Thinking about asking computers questions and expecting coherent answers.
Also laughing because "Donkey Sentence" sounds like it could either be the new way to say "Clown Question" or some kind of new criminal punishment.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_...
Also laughing because "Donkey Sentence" sounds like it could either be the new way to say "Clown Question" or some kind of new criminal punishment.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_...
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19…
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19…
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The only ethical use of AI is removing Matt Damon from Interstellar
February 15, 2026 at 7:52 AM
The only ethical use of AI is removing Matt Damon from Interstellar
I guess the thing I didn't think about when I slept from like 2-8 PM and then from like 10-1 is what I would do after I woke up. This blows.
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I guess the thing I didn't think about when I slept from like 2-8 PM and then from like 10-1 is what I would do after I woke up. This blows.
As I always say aloud at the end of a gambling ad playing on the TV or radio or internet or cell phone or billboards or blimp or car driving past or flyer or havana syndrome ray transmission:
For Help with Gambling Addiction, call 1-800-GAMBLER
For Phone Sex with Kenny Rogers, call 1-900-GAMBLER
For Help with Gambling Addiction, call 1-800-GAMBLER
For Phone Sex with Kenny Rogers, call 1-900-GAMBLER
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 AM
As I always say aloud at the end of a gambling ad playing on the TV or radio or internet or cell phone or billboards or blimp or car driving past or flyer or havana syndrome ray transmission:
For Help with Gambling Addiction, call 1-800-GAMBLER
For Phone Sex with Kenny Rogers, call 1-900-GAMBLER
For Help with Gambling Addiction, call 1-800-GAMBLER
For Phone Sex with Kenny Rogers, call 1-900-GAMBLER
If you have a problem buying stuff you already own in multiple formats, there is help.
February 15, 2026 at 7:33 AM
If you have a problem buying stuff you already own in multiple formats, there is help.
I never had the same problem with gambling that I'd have at, say, a record store. Or Skyline.
Yeah, I always went into stuff like that like "here's the money I'm spending to go do a thing" and if I came out with any of it, great.
February 15, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I never had the same problem with gambling that I'd have at, say, a record store. Or Skyline.
If some motherfucking e-commerce asshole has decided another one of my credit cards is doing a fraud because I use a fucking VPN... Christ. I thought we had gotten past this shit a few years ago. I guess we are going back.
February 15, 2026 at 7:19 AM
If some motherfucking e-commerce asshole has decided another one of my credit cards is doing a fraud because I use a fucking VPN... Christ. I thought we had gotten past this shit a few years ago. I guess we are going back.
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Perhaps I'm a fascist at heart, after all. There are some forms of policing I'm OK with.
February 15, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Perhaps I'm a fascist at heart, after all. There are some forms of policing I'm OK with.
One Flew Over The Dang Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 AM
One Flew Over The Dang Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Until the whole drug culture thing kinda burst out into the mainstream late in the decade, it was a bit harder to see... but the signs were there, for those who knew where to look.
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Until the whole drug culture thing kinda burst out into the mainstream late in the decade, it was a bit harder to see... but the signs were there, for those who knew where to look.