McBeardie
@mcbeardie.bsky.social
A standard reply guy. ChatGPT once called me “a medieval printer with a superiority complex” https://ko-fi.com/mcbeardie
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There is no situation in which full scale nudity with the exception of socks is fashionable.
This is a hill I will die on.
This is a hill I will die on.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There is no situation in which full scale nudity with the exception of socks is fashionable.
This is a hill I will die on.
This is a hill I will die on.
A tiny mom-and-pop operation called Walmart has come out as fascists.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A tiny mom-and-pop operation called Walmart has come out as fascists.
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“Be strong enough to be gentle.”
“Be strong enough to be gentle.”
SUPERMAN vs. Toxic Masculinity
YouTube video by Cinema Therapy
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November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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“Be strong enough to be gentle.”
“Be strong enough to be gentle.”
“An idea, a feeling became clear to me. The hunter did not hate the wolf. The wolf did not hate the sheep. But violence felt inevitable between them. Perhaps, I thought, this was the way of the world. It would hunt you and kill you just for being who you are.”-Frankenstein (2025)
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“An idea, a feeling became clear to me. The hunter did not hate the wolf. The wolf did not hate the sheep. But violence felt inevitable between them. Perhaps, I thought, this was the way of the world. It would hunt you and kill you just for being who you are.”-Frankenstein (2025)
My impression of Reddit:
>You have 700 upvotes
>The moderators have removed your post because you shared it to R/Apples instead of R/GreenApples
>DankLord420 commented: “Apples are fucking dumb. I come to this subreddit because my girlfriend dumped me”
>You have 700 upvotes
>The moderators have removed your post because you shared it to R/Apples instead of R/GreenApples
>DankLord420 commented: “Apples are fucking dumb. I come to this subreddit because my girlfriend dumped me”
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My impression of Reddit:
>You have 700 upvotes
>The moderators have removed your post because you shared it to R/Apples instead of R/GreenApples
>DankLord420 commented: “Apples are fucking dumb. I come to this subreddit because my girlfriend dumped me”
>You have 700 upvotes
>The moderators have removed your post because you shared it to R/Apples instead of R/GreenApples
>DankLord420 commented: “Apples are fucking dumb. I come to this subreddit because my girlfriend dumped me”
I’m out here correcting headines for free
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m out here correcting headines for free
Yeah I might actually paint this
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Yeah I might actually paint this
Trump’s over here liek “I can’t believe calling him ‘Whore-an Mon-doodie’ didn’t work”
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Trump’s over here liek “I can’t believe calling him ‘Whore-an Mon-doodie’ didn’t work”
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Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.
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Now THAT’s a fucking answer 💯
Newsom’s fighting fire with fire, but I want a NERD. I want a boring nerd who will stick to the shit that actually matters.
Now THAT’s a fucking answer 💯
Newsom’s fighting fire with fire, but I want a NERD. I want a boring nerd who will stick to the shit that actually matters.
Zohran Mamdani RESPONDS to Trump's swipe on his appearance
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
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November 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Now THAT’s a fucking answer 💯
Newsom’s fighting fire with fire, but I want a NERD. I want a boring nerd who will stick to the shit that actually matters.
Now THAT’s a fucking answer 💯
Newsom’s fighting fire with fire, but I want a NERD. I want a boring nerd who will stick to the shit that actually matters.
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Why didn’t they call a flying fish a soared-fish?
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Why didn’t they call a flying fish a soared-fish?
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Mar-a-Lago face AKA gender affirming care for me, but not for thee.
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Mar-a-Lago face AKA gender affirming care for me, but not for thee.
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Oh I will never shut up about this
Oh I will never shut up about this
clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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November 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Oh I will never shut up about this
Oh I will never shut up about this
We got Covfefe 2 before GTA6
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We got Covfefe 2 before GTA6
I was just genuinely scared by a scarecrow. What a way to find out I’m a crow 😮
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I was just genuinely scared by a scarecrow. What a way to find out I’m a crow 😮
“I was with President Xi, who’s now president for life. I call him ‘king.’ He said, ‘No, no, I’m not the king.’ I said, ‘Yes, you are the king. You’re president for life. It’s the same thing.’”-Donald J. Trump
November 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“I was with President Xi, who’s now president for life. I call him ‘king.’ He said, ‘No, no, I’m not the king.’ I said, ‘Yes, you are the king. You’re president for life. It’s the same thing.’”-Donald J. Trump
Do all my prospective DoorDashers: If I've selected "refund" for a substitution, please proceed with that option. Please, for the love of god, never ever call me or any other millennial.
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Do all my prospective DoorDashers: If I've selected "refund" for a substitution, please proceed with that option. Please, for the love of god, never ever call me or any other millennial.