McBeardie
@mcbeardie.bsky.social
Kindness doesn’t mean being weak, and it doesn’t mean being a follower
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@icegov.bsky.social do you even fucking go here??
Read the room, turdwhistle.
I forgot: most of you can’t read.
Get fucked either way
Read the room, turdwhistle.
I forgot: most of you can’t read.
Get fucked either way
January 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
@icegov.bsky.social do you even fucking go here??
Read the room, turdwhistle.
I forgot: most of you can’t read.
Get fucked either way
Read the room, turdwhistle.
I forgot: most of you can’t read.
Get fucked either way
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It’d be a cryin’ shame if @icegov.bsky.social became the most-blocked account ever recorded in the history of BlueSky.
#blockICE
#blockICE
January 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
It’d be a cryin’ shame if @icegov.bsky.social became the most-blocked account ever recorded in the history of BlueSky.
#blockICE
#blockICE
Sisyphus, but he just keeps swiping right on the boulder and they never match.
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Sisyphus, but he just keeps swiping right on the boulder and they never match.
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Well heck, this sounds familiar
January 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Well heck, this sounds familiar
Mister Rogers weighed 143 lbs every day of his adult life until he got sick. It wasn’t a health or body image thing; he just loved the number. He wanted everything about him to spell “I (1 letter) love (4) you (3)”
January 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Mister Rogers weighed 143 lbs every day of his adult life until he got sick. It wasn’t a health or body image thing; he just loved the number. He wanted everything about him to spell “I (1 letter) love (4) you (3)”
I tried remaining on Facebook for 30 whole days. It didn’t pan out. This makes my brain bleed.
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I tried remaining on Facebook for 30 whole days. It didn’t pan out. This makes my brain bleed.
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I contain platitudes
January 14, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I contain platitudes
Tattoo #9 became my first visible piece! Achievement unlocked.
January 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Tattoo #9 became my first visible piece! Achievement unlocked.
There’s still time for me to beat Grandmaster Flash at chess
January 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
There’s still time for me to beat Grandmaster Flash at chess
They won’t be able to make enough gritty documentaries about this period of American history
January 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
They won’t be able to make enough gritty documentaries about this period of American history
Context: I put hand-painted magnets on my shelf in this manner, and I later thought of this meme.
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Context: I put hand-painted magnets on my shelf in this manner, and I later thought of this meme.
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Turns out the only American billionaire who wants to steal Venezuelan oil doesn’t even own a refinery or an oil company.
January 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Turns out the only American billionaire who wants to steal Venezuelan oil doesn’t even own a refinery or an oil company.
21 more days on Facebook. Why do I do this to myself?
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
21 more days on Facebook. Why do I do this to myself?
Fuck AI
Bring back shitty edits
Bring back shitty edits
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Fuck AI
Bring back shitty edits
Bring back shitty edits
Elon Musk, an transphobe, owns a company that is pronounced “spay sex”
That’s weird.
That’s weird.
January 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Elon Musk, an transphobe, owns a company that is pronounced “spay sex”
That’s weird.
That’s weird.
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UNPRECEDENTED
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[uhn-pres-i-den-tid] | adjective
1. never done or known before.
2. a word news outlets misuse to
give the illusion that some
fucked-up thing the U.S.
government has done is
shocking and/or was entirely
unpredictable.
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🧵👇🏻
UNPRECEDENTED
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[uhn-pres-i-den-tid] | adjective
1. never done or known before.
2. a word news outlets misuse to
give the illusion that some
fucked-up thing the U.S.
government has done is
shocking and/or was entirely
unpredictable.
………………………………………………….
🧵👇🏻
January 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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UNPRECEDENTED
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[uhn-pres-i-den-tid] | adjective
1. never done or known before.
2. a word news outlets misuse to
give the illusion that some
fucked-up thing the U.S.
government has done is
shocking and/or was entirely
unpredictable.
………………………………………………….
🧵👇🏻
UNPRECEDENTED
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[uhn-pres-i-den-tid] | adjective
1. never done or known before.
2. a word news outlets misuse to
give the illusion that some
fucked-up thing the U.S.
government has done is
shocking and/or was entirely
unpredictable.
………………………………………………….
🧵👇🏻
Don’t let corporations that have previously supported Trump walk it back now that things are slightly more Oops All Wars™️.
They lived by the tiny, orange dick
Let them choke on it.
They lived by the tiny, orange dick
Let them choke on it.
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Don’t let corporations that have previously supported Trump walk it back now that things are slightly more Oops All Wars™️.
They lived by the tiny, orange dick
Let them choke on it.
They lived by the tiny, orange dick
Let them choke on it.
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this really was prophetic wasn’t it
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
this really was prophetic wasn’t it
I’m truly ashamed that I didn’t know about this until just now.
deleting a white supremacist dating site live onstage while dressed as the pink power ranger has got to be one of the most cathartic hacker experiences
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I’m truly ashamed that I didn’t know about this until just now.