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marissa
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bikes & birds, mostly. I also make art. forgive me but sometimes I live-skeet dallas stars games.
beating the mid allegations
Going back to the second period of Tuesday's game in Ottawa, the Dallas Stars have scored 13-unanswered goals.
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
ok now I feel bad for the goalie
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
someone rolled in dirt and came straight back inside
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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(2 billion years ago)

genie: are you sure?

prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
dallas stars: slightly less mid?
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Julie Manet et sa levrette Laërte (Julie Manet and her Greyhound Laertes) by Berthe Morisot (French) – Oil on canvas / 1893 – Musée Marmottan Monet (Paris, France) #WomenInArt #art #artText #artwork #BertheMorisot #Morisot #Impressionism #MuséeMarmottanMonet #DogsInArt #WomenArtists #WomensArt #arte
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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“does someone in green have an equalizer” let me stop you right there. everyone in green is an idiot
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
hmm
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
🚨 important
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
iNat nerds think this is a Nebraska clearwing moth (Euhagena nebraskae). from their observations map, it looks like they like Rockies-adjacent dry grasslands. pretty neat bug.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
whatever Mikko’s saying I believe him 💯
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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i’m libbing out
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
desert grasslands
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
it’s peak fur clump season for my dog and oh the joy I get from harvesting fur clumps !
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
läte snäke
November 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my kingdom for pics in dms
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM