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mayoyummy.bsky.social
If you play in my campaign, do not read further!!!!

Now, recently I have decided that the Northern Saarian Trading Company, a merchant company in my homebrew #pathfinder2e is owned by a board of three individuals: a vampire, a dragon, and a human. The vampire is quite open about him being one, BUT
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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toygunhitman.bsky.social
I like the "Battle Cry" feat, and when I put it on a character, I like to come up with an actual battle cry for that character. For example, imagine if you would a Goblin Bloodrager brandishing dogslicers and screaming "IT'S BLEEDIN' TIME!" at a foe.

#pathfinder2e
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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The image is of Grimmyr, the Pathfinder iconic jotunborn guardian, sitting at the end of a long table prepared for a feast while the other seats are occupied by many skeletons raising their wine glasses for a toast. In the bottom left corner of the image is the "Pathfinder" logo.
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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What once was broken can be rebuilt again.

Every week, we release brand new #DnD magic items along with patron exclusive extras every month. Get access to our whole library of 250+ items, Foundry VTT files, and more: patreon.com/abyssalbrews
Kintsugi Plate Armor, Legendary There is beauty to be found in things that have once broken, but have now been made whole again. An ancient tradition of repairing broken pottery using lacquer mixed with powdered gold, it appears that this plate armor was pieced back together after it was once shattered. The golden seams of this piece now teem with magic, ready to break and rebuild anew. You have a +3 bonus to AC while wearing this armor. While wearing this armor, when you are targeted by a melee or ranged weapon attack you can use a reaction to quickly move causing the armor to take the brunt of the strike. When you do so, the attack still hits, but deals no damage to you. You still must make any saves against conditions or additional effects. Each time you use this ability, lower the bonus to AC that this magic armor provides by 1 as pieces of the armor chip away. The armor magically repairs itself daily at dawn returning to its full +3 bonus. Sacrifice. Once per day during your turn, you can use an action to cause this armor to shatter into 4 separate pieces. Choose up to 4 creatures, which can include yourself, within 120 feet of you to protect. For the next 10 minutes, a piece of the armor magically floats around them attempting to deflect attacks. Each creature gains a +2 bonus to AC for as long as the piece of armor floats near them. While shattered, the armor provides no additional benefits to you. After 10 minutes, the armor reforms on your body returning its benefits.
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
mayoyummy.bsky.social
getting back into drawing, inspired by the best depiction of a pirate since long john silver, this stock image
#pirate #art #beginnerart
drawing of the face of the person in the stock image stock picture of a person in a Halloween-quality pirate costume, sporting an eyepatch and an obvious fake moustache. In their left arm they are holding a foam sword
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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amorphoustyphon.bsky.social
Was looking into the rules for falling object damage in pf2e for a spell I took, and oh dear darlings you really need to flesh them out because as is, they take into account distance fallen but *nothing else*
So a safe falling on you from 10ft does 2 damage if it hits

but bird shit from 600ft up...
February 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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gtconway.bsky.social
At least he's serving a function
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
mayoyummy.bsky.social
Need to show you this peak of engineering, my ultimate repair work. The back cover of my laptop kept popping off. So I drove in three Phillips head screws. Now my laptop not only works but also has three little sharp spikes sticking out of it, so I would say it's an upgrade!!
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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thetechknight.bsky.social
Time to work on this thing, DEC Terminal. I know nothing about them, other than this one has a note that says do not power on, will damage R100 (Which the PCB itself isnt labeled anything)
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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sharkabytes.bsky.social
A cool way to play FPS games and arcade flight sims on PS2: The Gamester FPS Master.

Works a lot better than you might expect, and has on-the- fly hardware button rebinding and analog stick inversion.
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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sharkabytes.bsky.social
DREAM... DREAM... DREAMCAST (E:)

Where the E stands for Excellent. 💙

A lovely hi-res image (especially for the time) of a VMU from a Sega promo disc.
A hi-res jpeg of a white VMU stood up at a close-up angle open in Windows 98 and PictaView
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
mayoyummy.bsky.social
"Personal vendettas make for better stories than random threats" is such a golden rule. Very fun when a party shows interest in a villain
tabcreations.com Tab Creations @tabcreations.com · 5d
GM Tip: When running supers, build a rogues gallery of recurring villains. After the first defeat, they come back with new tactics, grudges and team-ups. Personal vendettas make for better stories than random threats.

#ttrpg #supers #rpg #gaming
February 7, 2026 at 1:22 AM
mayoyummy.bsky.social
Had a delicious curry made by my lovely #wife. #Yum! She is an amazing chef
February 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
mayoyummy.bsky.social
The country where my homebrew #pathfinder2e campaign takes place, the Saarian Isles.
The mighty kingdom is now on the brink of collapse. The old queen has died, her heir young and clueless. The Northern Saarian Trading Company, greedy merchants with no sense of morals, is plotting to take over.
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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theramblerouser.bsky.social
I love the slick tricks 2e gave the summoner so they'd be cool, but not totally broken in 2nd edition. #pathfinder2e #PF2memes #ttrpg
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
mayoyummy.bsky.social
will be running a homebrew sailing-themed #pathfinder2e campaign once more! shall share any stuff about it here.
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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You do a lot of prep work for your #DnD campaigns, lets us take a bit of the edge off with our massive library of inventive magic items.

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Glitch Longsword, Artifact There are relics in this world that defy the natural order of things and exist in a realm that seems impossible to us. This weapon resembles a sweeping longsword with a leather-wrapped handle and brass fittings at the cross guard and pommel. The blade itself is composed of an unnaturally glowing, green crystal-like material that shifts and distorts constantly. You have a +3 bonus to attack and damage rolls with this magic weapon. This weapon has 12 charges. You can use an action to expend 3 or more charges to perform any of the following abilities. It regains 3d4+3 charges daily at dawn. Control Vee (3 Charges). Choose an empty space that you can see within 15 feet of you. You instantly teleport to that location leaving a magical clone of yourself at your previous location. It copies your stats except that its hit points are equal to your current level plus your proficiency bonus. This clone takes its turn immediately after yours. It can take one action per turn, cannot move, and cannot cast spells. The clone vanishes when its hit points are reduced to zero or after 1 minute. Alt Efore (3 Charges). You slash the blade through the air causing each of your clones to explode in a reality shattering distortion. Creatures within 5 feet of one of your clones must succeed on a DC 19 Constitution saving throw or become stunned until the end of their next turn. You are immune to the effects of this ability.
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Sure we make our fair share of epic and serious items, but every once in awhile we just have to get weird with it ya know?

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Awooga ITEM 5 Magical, Sonic Price 159 gp Usage held in 1 hand; Bulk L This oddly fashioned brass horn flares outward from its rubber bellow to form an eerily well sculpted mouth, including teeth and an extended tongue that is offputtingly warm to the touch. It has a tendency to leak clear liquid from it as though it were drooling, though the liquid is illusory and disappears when it comes in contact with another surface. Activate [1] manipulate; Effect You gently squeeze the rubber bellow of this horn causing it to emit a comical sound of your choice that can be heard in a 50-foot-emanation around you. If you have successfully attempted to hide this horn using the Conceal an Object action, then the source of the noise is not immediately obvious to those who hear it. Activate [2] manipulate; Frequency Twice per day; Effect You firmly squeeze the bellow of this horn causing a cacophonous wave of sound to burst from it in a 15-foot-cone in front of you dealing 3d10 sonic damage. Each creature within the cone must attempt a DC 19 Fortitude save. Critical Success The creature is unaffected Success The creature takes half damage Failure The creature takes full damage and is Deafened for 1 round Critical Failure The creature takes double damage and is Deafened for 1 minute, and Stunned 1
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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🃏NEW #DnD MAGIC ITEM ♠️

Swindler's Shoe

Card sharks always have something extra up their sleeve, but this pushes that even a bit further. It's our latest fully illustrated magic item for 5E. If you enjoy these free releases, check out our whole library on Patreon. patreon.com/abyssalbrews
Swindler’s Shoe Wondrous Item, Rare (requires attunement) The gold lining of this dealer’s card shoe is inlaid with ornate pattern work that is meticulously well polished to a bright shine. A small and clever device on the side of the shoe functions to push a card up quickly when the top of the shoe is opened allowing for an easy draw at a moment’s notice. The back of this shoe is equipped with a sturdy leather belt loop that can be fastened on your waist for convenient access whenever a card needs to be drawn. Inside the shoe is what looks to be a deck of playing cards. This shoe contains a standard deck of playing cards that can be used for any card game. The shoe itself is magically enchanted to reshuffle the deck within it each time a card is drawn. Three times per day, as a bonus action, you can speak the command word and draw a card from the shoe giving you additional effects depending on the suit of the card drawn. Roll a d4 to determine the suit and effects. Hearts. You heal 8d4+8 hit points. Diamonds. You gain a +1 bonus to your AC until the end of your next turn. Clubs. You gain a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls until the end of your next turn. Spades. You can immediately move up to your movement speed without triggering attacks of opportunity.
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Crack open a bottle, just be sure it doesn't crack your jaw.

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Punch Drunk ITEM 5 Consumable, Magical Price 29 gp Usage held in 1 hand; Bulk L Activate [2] (manipulate) This entirely normal looking brown bottle is actually constructed from a special crystalline glass made to hold liquids with a decidedly more potent disposition. The cork that stops the top is held in with a twistable cage that takes a surprising amount of effort to undo the first time. A label is emblazoned across the exterior of the bottle with a printed logo identifying the drink as “Punch Drunk”. To the untrained eye, this appears to be a normal bottle of ale. A creature that has reason to be suspicious of this bottle can correctly identify its nature with a successful recall knowledge action (DC 19) using Underworld Lore. When activated, you uncork this bottle unleashing a wave of potent ale in the form of a sudsy fist that punches the creature holding it. Attempt a DC 19 Fortitude save. Critical Success The creature is drenched in ale, but unaffected. Success The creature becomes off-guard for 10 minutes. Failure As success, but the creature is also clumsy 1 for 10 minutes. Critical Failure As failure, but the creature is also stupefied 2 for 10 minutes.
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM