Max Wurr
@maxwurr.bsky.social
Arts, culture, politics, social issues, science, birding, running, guitars, family history, puerile humour, whatever. Occasional Beatle. Herts, UK.
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we just sort of felt obliged to do one
![Cartoon by stephen collins: script follows:
[Scene is a SUPERMARKET. An OLD LADY is struggling to reach the top shelf of the cleaning products aisle. A little BOY in a bobble hat is looking at her as she strains to reach up].
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BOY:
Are you OK?
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OLD LADY:
Ooh...
I'm trying to reach the Cleenco Multi Surface Cleaner
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OLD LADY:
My tall husband used to reach it down for me...
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OLD LADY:
before he tragically died.
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BOY:
Don’t worry
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BOY:
I’m an unrealistically empathetic Christmas Advert Child
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BOY:
I can randomly summon some fairies with your dead husband’s face, to get a bottle down for you!
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[Pause while the old lady looks at him askance]
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OLD LADY:
Bit weird but OK
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[Indie ballad plays]
[tiny fairies with an old man’s face fly down from the shelf with a bottle of CLEENCO Multi Surface Cleaner]
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[Show the fairies giving the old lady the bottle]
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[Final panel shows a product shot of the bottle]:
CLEENCO Multi Surface Cleaner
(We felt obliged to do a Christmas ad)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreigi4jhvl5x3cacftfqfrx3qthnnhmhvttwqsopqwdnv2pjo467i4i@jpeg)
December 14, 2024 at 10:01 AM
we just sort of felt obliged to do one
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Trump thinks that elections aren't already based exclusively on the Electoral College.
It's the dementia.
It's the dementia.
December 9, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Trump thinks that elections aren't already based exclusively on the Electoral College.
It's the dementia.
It's the dementia.
I swear that if I can't get a Guinness when I want one because some Gen Z kid wants to make a TikTok, I'll split *their* G.
December 9, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I swear that if I can't get a Guinness when I want one because some Gen Z kid wants to make a TikTok, I'll split *their* G.
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Tim Montgomerie has joined Reform?
a cartoon of a man with his hand on his face and the words oh my word written below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man with his hand on his face and the words oh my word written below him
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Tim Montgomerie has joined Reform?
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A terrific theory that pairs well with the Economist's terrific and terrifying chart of Musk's tweeting.
November 29, 2024 at 9:37 AM
A terrific theory that pairs well with the Economist's terrific and terrifying chart of Musk's tweeting.
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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
@sturdyalex.bsky.social - The Poke seem to have picked you up: www.thepoke.com/2018/11/15/m...
This tale of a man refused a rescue cat because he's gay is an all-time jaw dropper
Here’s a chap called Alex Andreou who was going to adopt a rescue cat when this exchange happened with the people who were looking to rehome it. Alex, who writes, sings, acts and cooks, according to h...
www.thepoke.com
November 23, 2024 at 11:25 PM
@sturdyalex.bsky.social - The Poke seem to have picked you up: www.thepoke.com/2018/11/15/m...
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Only an idiot would share this
November 12, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Only an idiot would share this
Storm Bert on the way this weekend, just when I need to put up a temporary shed thing. Great.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024...
UK weather: Storm Bert to cause disruption with snow, winds and rain
Second named storm of the season expected this weekend, with hundreds of schools already closed after snowfall
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Storm Bert on the way this weekend, just when I need to put up a temporary shed thing. Great.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024...
Dr Oz?! Is Trump just trolling us now? In some perverse way I'm almost looking forward to seeing how insane the next four years are going to be.
November 20, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Dr Oz?! Is Trump just trolling us now? In some perverse way I'm almost looking forward to seeing how insane the next four years are going to be.
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You win
There's only one choice for me. #InternationalMensDay #SirChrisHoy
November 19, 2024 at 1:57 PM
You win
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An erotic short story in three acts
August 14, 2024 at 11:50 AM
An erotic short story in three acts
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Excruciating barber experience please
I sold out of this print a while back, wish I'd made more. I think barbers must have been buying it lol
I sold out of this print a while back, wish I'd made more. I think barbers must have been buying it lol
November 15, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Excruciating barber experience please
I sold out of this print a while back, wish I'd made more. I think barbers must have been buying it lol
I sold out of this print a while back, wish I'd made more. I think barbers must have been buying it lol
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This made me HOOT laughing
Excruciating barber experience please
I sold out of this print a while back, wish I'd made more. I think barbers must have been buying it lol
I sold out of this print a while back, wish I'd made more. I think barbers must have been buying it lol
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
This made me HOOT laughing
Well here I am. Looking for friends. It's like first day at school.
November 15, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Well here I am. Looking for friends. It's like first day at school.