Some people see Jesus in a piece of toast. Me......

Yep.

I'm making a TV series about the different parts of my gas cooker - I've already filmed the pilot.

I was about to donate my CDs to charity as my player broke a few years ago, when I found the CD equivalent of a mix-tape from a boyfriend 15 years ago. I realised that I could play it through my Blu-ray and am reminiscing big time. Not just the music but life before everything was digital.

Seriously, Netflix, we are between Christmas and New Year. Of course, I'm binge-watching all day long. Maybe you should ask a better question. Like, do you really need another Toffifee?

Banter is like sex. It is a two way process based on mutual respect and understanding. If you're doing it on your own, what you are is a wanker

Once upon a time I was falling in love,
But now I'm only falling apart.
There's nothing I can do...

Massive away win for the little fella.

This beautiful little creature left my life today. He was loved so much. Rest in peace Mylo. 💔

Round round get a round I get a round.

Tray tray need a tray I need a tray.

The Beach Boys down the pub.

what’s whitney houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EYEEEE

You win

There's only one choice for me. #InternationalMensDay #SirChrisHoy

How does Mr Miyagi eat his Babybel?

If the new #jamesbond isn't Rege Jean Page or Henry Golding then I'm having a proper strop.