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“I think it’s something positive - and negative too”
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Did she know that when she said of her conversations with Trump, “He wants to keep on blowing boats up until Maduro cries uncle,” she was underwriting a future war crimes indictment against him?
She’s *confessing* that Trump is engaged in the very *definition* of terrorism, *not* drug interdiction.
She’s *confessing* that Trump is engaged in the very *definition* of terrorism, *not* drug interdiction.
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Did she know that when she said of her conversations with Trump, “He wants to keep on blowing boats up until Maduro cries uncle,” she was underwriting a future war crimes indictment against him?
She’s *confessing* that Trump is engaged in the very *definition* of terrorism, *not* drug interdiction.
She’s *confessing* that Trump is engaged in the very *definition* of terrorism, *not* drug interdiction.
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He was fighting the urge to put it in his pocket!
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
He was fighting the urge to put it in his pocket!
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Indiana? The basketball school? They're good at football?
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indiana? The basketball school? They're good at football?
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
Darian Mesah 🤝 helping Tulane achieve new heights
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Darian Mesah 🤝 helping Tulane achieve new heights
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We wouldn't be justified in murdering them even if they were running drugs! We aren't supposed to kill people in that situation. We're supposed to arrest them.
They just want a blank check to murder.
They just want a blank check to murder.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We wouldn't be justified in murdering them even if they were running drugs! We aren't supposed to kill people in that situation. We're supposed to arrest them.
They just want a blank check to murder.
They just want a blank check to murder.
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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Laura Rutledge reporting from the sideline that *Russell Wilson* was telling a young QB that he doesn't need to do it all in one play is incredibly rich
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Laura Rutledge reporting from the sideline that *Russell Wilson* was telling a young QB that he doesn't need to do it all in one play is incredibly rich
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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MY 12 year old little brother just showed me a song he made 🥹
It was really ass but I’m so proud of him for wanting to learn to produce 💕💕
It was really ass but I’m so proud of him for wanting to learn to produce 💕💕
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
MY 12 year old little brother just showed me a song he made 🥹
It was really ass but I’m so proud of him for wanting to learn to produce 💕💕
It was really ass but I’m so proud of him for wanting to learn to produce 💕💕
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If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
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NEW: Sean Duffy frequently calls safety his “top priority” as transportation secretary. But I spent months wading through regulatory notices and found something far different: that USDOT has been delaying, weakening and killing dozens of safety rules, many opposed by the transportation industry.🧵
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
NEW: Sean Duffy frequently calls safety his “top priority” as transportation secretary. But I spent months wading through regulatory notices and found something far different: that USDOT has been delaying, weakening and killing dozens of safety rules, many opposed by the transportation industry.🧵
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Still think we’re not there yet?
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Still think we’re not there yet?
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Seems odd that we never talk about the fact that Donald Trump's father-in-law was born in the USSR, was a member of the Communist Party for decades, has been accused of crimes, and worked for the state after Yugoslavia detached from the USSR
He also always had more money than anyone could explain
He also always had more money than anyone could explain
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Seems odd that we never talk about the fact that Donald Trump's father-in-law was born in the USSR, was a member of the Communist Party for decades, has been accused of crimes, and worked for the state after Yugoslavia detached from the USSR
He also always had more money than anyone could explain
He also always had more money than anyone could explain
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Under a totalitarian fascist regime, the idea historically has been that anything you do to even mildly inconvenience agents of the totaliatarian fascist regime is automatically illegal and warrants extended custody and even imprisonment, whether or not it violates any statute
That is where we are
That is where we are
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Under a totalitarian fascist regime, the idea historically has been that anything you do to even mildly inconvenience agents of the totaliatarian fascist regime is automatically illegal and warrants extended custody and even imprisonment, whether or not it violates any statute
That is where we are
That is where we are
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me