Max Allen
@maxpower13124.bsky.social
90s kid, recovering Mormon, NBA fan, lover of art and tattoos, big silly nerd. Be kind to everyone, except Nazis and homophobes. He/Him/His 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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I'm bored today so I decided it's time to announce the secret project.
SECRET PROJECT REVEALED
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December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm bored today so I decided it's time to announce the secret project.
Local blackout rules remain total bullshit for @nba.com. I’m considered “local market” for both the Trailblazers and Jazz. I’m in Eastern WA and can’t get the local channels for either of those teams.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Local blackout rules remain total bullshit for @nba.com. I’m considered “local market” for both the Trailblazers and Jazz. I’m in Eastern WA and can’t get the local channels for either of those teams.
It definitely wasn’t private equity and other real estate firms 🙄
FOX NEWS: Do you believe that the number of people who came into the country illegally is one of the major factors that drove up housing prices?
FED GOV STEPHAN MIRAN: I absolutely believe that's the case
FED GOV STEPHAN MIRAN: I absolutely believe that's the case
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It definitely wasn’t private equity and other real estate firms 🙄
Decent folks don’t give a shit what party the people who raped underaged girls were affiliated with, how beloved a celebrity they might be…lock them ALL up
“Epstein was a Democrat, and he is the Democrat's problem, not the Republican's problem!”
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Decent folks don’t give a shit what party the people who raped underaged girls were affiliated with, how beloved a celebrity they might be…lock them ALL up
If these reports are true, @murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov, you cannot vote to support. Dems CANNOT cave AGAIN and get nothing for the American people
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
Deal to end government shutdown in reach
At least 10 Senate Democrats are expected to support a key procedural motion.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If these reports are true, @murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov, you cannot vote to support. Dems CANNOT cave AGAIN and get nothing for the American people
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?”
No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?”
No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
Cormac McCarthy is wildly overrated
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Cormac McCarthy is wildly overrated
Facts
I truly don’t get the appeal of podcasts having to be video now. Podcasts are at their very best when you’re doing something else, working out or playing videogames etc, and no good podcaster has ever been someone who should be shown on screen that’s just not how that works. It’s a goblin job.
October 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Facts
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It's coming... 🎃
September 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It's coming... 🎃
This looks fantastic
This is the trailer for the documentary I made about my family. It’s called
STILLER&MEARA: NOTHING IS LOST
IT OPENS October 17 in theaters and dreams October 24 on AppleTV+
STILLER&MEARA: NOTHING IS LOST
IT OPENS October 17 in theaters and dreams October 24 on AppleTV+
September 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This looks fantastic
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I snagged this book from the library today after hearing Alan on the @zachlowenba.bsky.social podcast. I’m only a few chapters in and I’m loving it
Shameless/earnest plug 🚨alert🚨: STUPID TV, BE MORE FUNNY came out three months ago today. Connecting with you all about The Simpsons has been life-affirming. Thanks to everyone who's bought the book. And if you haven't, it's not too late to grab one. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/alan-...
September 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I snagged this book from the library today after hearing Alan on the @zachlowenba.bsky.social podcast. I’m only a few chapters in and I’m loving it
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Oh my god the payoff
It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.
September 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh my god the payoff
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The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.
August 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.
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this is damned impressive
They don’t know what song the DJ will play. Sometimes the dancer gets something they really know and it’s amazing — like this one where The D Soraki, a Japanese dancer who at the time was 19, got Diana Ross “I’m Coming Out” & hit every syncopated drum break. All freestyle, not choreography.
August 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
this is damned impressive
*Stares in property taxes*
That’s exactly what joe Biden proposed with a tax on unearned capital gains.
Are you proposing confiscating private property as a nice and easy way to reduce the wealth gap? Do you think that it is a legitimate means in a capitalist society?
Should a future Democrat President confiscate 10% of your property, and will you thank Trump for that if it happens?
Should a future Democrat President confiscate 10% of your property, and will you thank Trump for that if it happens?
August 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
*Stares in property taxes*
There are no good billionaires
Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.
Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch
Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch
August 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There are no good billionaires
It’s very cool that @tananarivedue.bsky.social is coming to my corner of the world! The Reformatory was great! I hope I’m able to make it
August 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s very cool that @tananarivedue.bsky.social is coming to my corner of the world! The Reformatory was great! I hope I’m able to make it
What the fuck are they waiting for? JFC
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., denounces Trump tariffs and the firing of a senior Labor official, saying Trump needs to "get this under control" or Congress will "be a check on him."
Sen. Klobuchar says Congress must 'reassert' itself after weak jobs report
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., denounces Trump tariffs and the firing of a senior Labor official, saying Trump needs to "get this under control" or Congress will "be a check on him."
n.pr
August 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What the fuck are they waiting for? JFC
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