Max Jasper
@maxjasper.bsky.social
Writer/Director/Actor based out of Minneapolis, Minnesota.
This is the notification I got today regarding a certain romantic engagement. Sufficient to say, I noticed the error right away. @buzzfeed.com
August 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is the notification I got today regarding a certain romantic engagement. Sufficient to say, I noticed the error right away. @buzzfeed.com
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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“Pontius Pilot is a very good governor. Very tough. Not an easy province. Judaea! Lot of crime. Bad stuff… but great beaches! He’s cleaning it right up, though! Putting in hotels and mangers… One tough hombre... Crucified criminals! Nails right through their hands!”
April 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
“Pontius Pilot is a very good governor. Very tough. Not an easy province. Judaea! Lot of crime. Bad stuff… but great beaches! He’s cleaning it right up, though! Putting in hotels and mangers… One tough hombre... Crucified criminals! Nails right through their hands!”
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He wants to deport US citizens...
April 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
He wants to deport US citizens...
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April 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
You are a hero💙
I want to sincerely thank every single one of my Senate Democratic colleagues who came to the floor, not to just support me, but to share incredibly powerful stories and ask important questions their constituents want answers to.
April 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
You are a hero💙
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After getting some rest, I am in awe of everyone who continues to lift their voice and speak out. This is a moment for our country, and we must make a choice about the America we want to be.
April 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
After getting some rest, I am in awe of everyone who continues to lift their voice and speak out. This is a moment for our country, and we must make a choice about the America we want to be.
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RIP Val Kilmer. An incredibly talented and idiosyncratic character actor who got type cast as a leading man because he was gorgeous.
April 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
RIP Val Kilmer. An incredibly talented and idiosyncratic character actor who got type cast as a leading man because he was gorgeous.
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Sen. Booker just broke the record for the longest floor speech in Senate history—a record set by Strom Thurmond trying to block the Civil Rights Act. The irony ain’t lost on us. From fighting against justice to fighting for it. This is what courage & being on the right side of history looks like!
April 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sen. Booker just broke the record for the longest floor speech in Senate history—a record set by Strom Thurmond trying to block the Civil Rights Act. The irony ain’t lost on us. From fighting against justice to fighting for it. This is what courage & being on the right side of history looks like!
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Love this!
Bernie Sanders and AOC’s ‘Fighting Oligarchy’ rally in Denver on Friday night had over 34,000 people attending.
March 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Love this!
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Who agrees with AOC....
March 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Who agrees with AOC....
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If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.
March 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.
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'Did you even say thank you?'
March 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
'Did you even say thank you?'
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I have covered presidential politics for 40 years. This was the most juvenile display by a President and Vice President I have ever seen. Other presidents treated their enemies with more respect. This is a low point and a dark day for the US. Totally embarrassing.
February 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I have covered presidential politics for 40 years. This was the most juvenile display by a President and Vice President I have ever seen. Other presidents treated their enemies with more respect. This is a low point and a dark day for the US. Totally embarrassing.
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
Currently at the Minnesota Gopher’s basketball game against Northwestern. Down 0-10 during the first three minutes. Yikes!
February 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Currently at the Minnesota Gopher’s basketball game against Northwestern. Down 0-10 during the first three minutes. Yikes!
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Just wonderful writing on the 60 Minutes piece on President aMusk dismantling of USAID
"The world's richest man cut off aid for the world's poorest people."
Well done.
"The world's richest man cut off aid for the world's poorest people."
Well done.
February 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Just wonderful writing on the 60 Minutes piece on President aMusk dismantling of USAID
"The world's richest man cut off aid for the world's poorest people."
Well done.
"The world's richest man cut off aid for the world's poorest people."
Well done.
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