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Max Jasper
@maxjasper.bsky.social
Writer/Director/Actor based out of Minneapolis, Minnesota.
This is the notification I got today regarding a certain romantic engagement. Sufficient to say, I noticed the error right away. @buzzfeed.com
August 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Made the Jumbotron! Woohoo!!! Highlight of the game for me so far
February 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The posters for “Babygirl” and “Joker: Folie à Deux” are eerily similar. I can’t be the only one who’s noticed this!
December 31, 2024 at 9:35 PM
1.) Strawberries. I will never turn down strawberries. Unless they are moldy. Strawberries have always been my favorite food, and I think they always will be. They are extremely delicious, full of nutrients, and healthy for the human body. There isn’t a food I love more than strawberries.
December 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Honorable Mention #2.) Apple Cinnamon Oatmeal - I generally have oatmeal for breakfast every day, and my favorite flavor is the apple cinnamon kind. That flavor of oatmeal cannot be beat.
December 13, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Honorable Mention #1.) Cinnamon Rolls - Absolutely delicious and absolutely unhealthy. I generally TRY to eat healthy foods, and avoid junk, but cinnamon rolls are so dag gum delicious! Just looking at the pictures of them makes my mouth water.
December 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
2.) Cucumbers - This might seem like a strange pick, but man, I love cucumbers. If I had to grow any plant (yes, cucumbers are a plant, I didn’t know either), it would be cucumbers. They are so delicious. The perfect side to any meal. Could not recommend more.
December 13, 2024 at 12:20 AM
3.) Homemade Macaroni and Cheese - I can still remember the day when I was a boy and my mom brought the instant pot home. That smell of her home cooked macaroni and cheese is one of my favorite scents ever. Anytime I’m visiting my folks, I always request my mom’s homemade macaroni and cheese.
December 13, 2024 at 12:16 AM
4.) Popcorn - My girlfriend makes the best popcorn! Anytime I’m at her parents house, I always make sure to have a bowl. Buttery popcorn with pepper is excellent. I don’t generally get it while seeing movies though, because it’s way too expensive at theaters.
December 13, 2024 at 12:13 AM
5.) Plain Cheeseburgers - I love cheeseburgers so much, I have a TikTok account dedicated to reviewing plain cheeseburgers at different establishments. Follow me @mistercheeseburger. I don’t like any condiments or anything else that is SUPPOSED to go on a cheeseburger. Only meat, cheese, and bun.
December 13, 2024 at 12:10 AM
6.) Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches - Believe it or not, I have four of these a day for lunch. They are extremely delicious, but also extremely filling, so I’m not still hungry after I scarf down four in ten minutes. I think it’s safe to say I’ve loved PB & J’s since the day I was born.
December 13, 2024 at 12:07 AM
7.) French Toast - Hands down my favorite breakfast food. While I did have some digestive issues last time I ate French Toast, the taste still is impeccable. If I’m having French Toast for breakfast, I know it’s going to be a quality day.
December 13, 2024 at 12:04 AM
8.) Baked Potatoes - You can never go wrong with a baked potato. They’re a perfect side to any meal, and taste excellent with some butter. I’m not huge on potatoes, so me enjoying baked potatoes is huge.
December 13, 2024 at 12:01 AM
9.) BBQ Doritos - I discovered these during my sophomore year of college. They have a great taste and excellent texture. Cool Ranch Doritos used to be my favorite, but that changed when I had BBQ Doritos for the first time.
December 12, 2024 at 11:59 PM
10.) Goldfish Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar - You can never go wrong with Goldfish crackers. They were a childhood favorite of mine, and while I don’t have them much anymore, I still have fond memories of eating them.
December 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM