Max
@maximumdamage.bsky.social
transsexual trotskyist, liker of good movies, law student.
she/her
Wellington, New Zealand
she/her
Wellington, New Zealand
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i actly dont want bsky coming down heavier on moderation even to ban The Hated Jesse Singal because their biggest continuous fuck up is they enforce it horribly / inconsistently now & i think enabling people to think mods should be their friends who ban enemies is how we got to Musk's Twitter lol
October 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i actly dont want bsky coming down heavier on moderation even to ban The Hated Jesse Singal because their biggest continuous fuck up is they enforce it horribly / inconsistently now & i think enabling people to think mods should be their friends who ban enemies is how we got to Musk's Twitter lol
one sluck is the worst thing you can be down on
September 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
one sluck is the worst thing you can be down on
this is so funny dude
A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It’s amazing that Melania and I didn’t fall forward onto the
September 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
this is so funny dude
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i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper
the presentation of The Sopranos was a mistake, enough funny jokes and enough subjectivity centered on a monstrous protagonist was just a recipe for millions of toxic young men to identify with a man who canonically only eats his wife's pussy once a year
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the presentation of The Sopranos was a mistake, enough funny jokes and enough subjectivity centered on a monstrous protagonist was just a recipe for millions of toxic young men to identify with a man who canonically only eats his wife's pussy once a year
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I'm in Melbourne having a Golden Gay Time with your girl
August 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm in Melbourne having a Golden Gay Time with your girl
admitedly there's no one i hate more than someone who reflects my own flaws back at me
Hinge loves to go "we think you and ___ have a lot in common" and ___ will be the worst bitch I know
September 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
admitedly there's no one i hate more than someone who reflects my own flaws back at me
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The Mind-Blowing State Of The Pussy At An Exercise Group For The Elderly
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The Mind-Blowing State Of The Pussy At An Exercise Group For The Elderly
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welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)
September 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)
i had a dream i moved to new york and everyone in new york slept in huge beds like beds big enough for 7 people but theyd be in there all by themselves and whenever id ask about the huge beds theyd just shrug and say "it's new york style"
September 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i had a dream i moved to new york and everyone in new york slept in huge beds like beds big enough for 7 people but theyd be in there all by themselves and whenever id ask about the huge beds theyd just shrug and say "it's new york style"
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What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
your man is at my girl's housewarming pronouncing ho99o9 as "ho ninety-nine o nine" come pick him up please
September 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
your man is at my girl's housewarming pronouncing ho99o9 as "ho ninety-nine o nine" come pick him up please
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
often think about that clip of Fran Lebowitz talking about how the once great New York ballet scene got decimated by AIDs not merely because they lost so many of their great performers, but that they lost so much of their audience that knew what good ballet was
September 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
often think about that clip of Fran Lebowitz talking about how the once great New York ballet scene got decimated by AIDs not merely because they lost so many of their great performers, but that they lost so much of their audience that knew what good ballet was
*Seinfeld not that there's anything wrong with that voice*
Not that I programmatically endorse random acts of terror.
Not that I programmatically endorse random acts of terror.
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
*Seinfeld not that there's anything wrong with that voice*
Not that I programmatically endorse random acts of terror.
Not that I programmatically endorse random acts of terror.
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[Pusha T] hit the holy see in the two seater / what's sweeter? the jesus piece or the keys of peter / from the street to the mitre, all prada / she heard my bro a Leo, she call he papa
[Malice] young and reckless / coke whiter than the papal vestments
[Malice] young and reckless / coke whiter than the papal vestments
Clipse is playing…..The Vatican? The Vatican. Incredible.
Pharrell Williams, Clipse & More to Perform at Historical Free Vatican City Concert ‘Grace for the World’
Pharrell, Clipse, Jennifer Hudson and more will perform at a free concert in Vatican City called 'Grace for the World.'
www.billboard.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
[Pusha T] hit the holy see in the two seater / what's sweeter? the jesus piece or the keys of peter / from the street to the mitre, all prada / she heard my bro a Leo, she call he papa
[Malice] young and reckless / coke whiter than the papal vestments
[Malice] young and reckless / coke whiter than the papal vestments
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They're saying someone won the Powerball. I don't believe it. Do you know how fantastically improbable it is to win that thing?
September 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
They're saying someone won the Powerball. I don't believe it. Do you know how fantastically improbable it is to win that thing?
I'm fucking genders you havent heard of, asking for pronouns you can't pronounce
September 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I'm fucking genders you havent heard of, asking for pronouns you can't pronounce
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What was everyone's favorite #MalamarMoment? Mine was that moment in Emerald where #MyFriendMalamar descended from the sky to stop Groudon and Kyogre from fighting
September 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What was everyone's favorite #MalamarMoment? Mine was that moment in Emerald where #MyFriendMalamar descended from the sky to stop Groudon and Kyogre from fighting
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It may not be "politically correct" to say this, but I don't care: The United Kingdom is a presidential republic, much like Egypt or France, with a unicameral legislature serving staggered six-year appointments.
September 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It may not be "politically correct" to say this, but I don't care: The United Kingdom is a presidential republic, much like Egypt or France, with a unicameral legislature serving staggered six-year appointments.
there should be much ado about something fir a change
September 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
there should be much ado about something fir a change
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If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
September 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
My deadname is Maks, Max is like a cool non-binary remix of it
August 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My deadname is Maks, Max is like a cool non-binary remix of it