Using YouTube without being subscribed to premium for the first time in a few years.

Holy FUCK how did it get so bad??? FIVE IN A ROW UNSKIPPABLE ADS??

I had NO idea.

I've come back after months to say something very important

If you are at all serious about wanting to identify and stop The Hamburglar I would start with suspects who are lactose intolerant as there has been no recorded instance of Cheeseburglary

I love that "The Rizzler" was already a popular meme but then some 8-year old declared himself the one and only Rizzler and we all just went along with it. Modern culture is very good

To be clear:

We don't know if Luigi is the shooter.

We DON'T KNOW.

all the information is on the task

Paul Atreides nuts.

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

Kendrik is the only dude who came out of therapy angrier, and I couldn't be prouder of the soldier

Hello Sharks, I’m here today to talk to you about my restaurant concept Spaghetti tube. I buy an old bank and deliver delicious homemade spaghetti through the tubes. You can eat the spaghetti capsules in your car or at a picnic table outside the restaurant but you MUST return the tube.

It’s crazy how being sick and unable to taste anything but still stuffing your face gives the same empty feeling as killing that young couple in the back of your taxi in the summer of 1970.

Showing up late to the app just to say

lamo Drake you bitch

me:

professor x: yes, i can read minds

me:

professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one

but doctor i am internal server error