Steakhouse Daughter
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*Huey, Dewey and Louie voice* Bingo Bango and Bongo
Someone better alert the turkeys that now is their time
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Someone better alert the turkeys that now is their time
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*dying in pompeii while going to the bathroom in the middle of wiping my ass but the toilet and toilet paper are totally destroyed* archeologist: this individual died while fingering their butt in a closet,
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
*dying in pompeii while going to the bathroom in the middle of wiping my ass but the toilet and toilet paper are totally destroyed* archeologist: this individual died while fingering their butt in a closet,
Like flexing, peacocking, strutting my stuff
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Like flexing, peacocking, strutting my stuff
*fighting back tears* The way your looking at me right now is just so goofy ahh I cant even stand you
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
*fighting back tears* The way your looking at me right now is just so goofy ahh I cant even stand you
What do *you* think the big deal is
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What do *you* think the big deal is
*ordering an Italian Beef Sandwich* is this the beefcake I've been hearing so much about?
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
*ordering an Italian Beef Sandwich* is this the beefcake I've been hearing so much about?
Don't let me suckcum to the devil
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Don't let me suckcum to the devil
*staring vacantly at the phone* Have we at last succumb to to ruination?
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
*staring vacantly at the phone* Have we at last succumb to to ruination?
There's really no feeling quite like fiercely blowing on dandelion fronds
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
There's really no feeling quite like fiercely blowing on dandelion fronds
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Agent! You need to inject MIND-KILLING JUICE to live!
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Agent! You need to inject MIND-KILLING JUICE to live!
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Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh desire
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh desire
You can hardly believe what you're about to see. Take a good look
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You can hardly believe what you're about to see. Take a good look
Domine espiritu suck me
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Domine espiritu suck me
*quizicially turning up the volume* It's hard to tell but I think things might be getting soft
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
*quizicially turning up the volume* It's hard to tell but I think things might be getting soft
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hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
Name something! Go ahead and name something
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Name something! Go ahead and name something
Not even sure what anymore all is there left
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not even sure what anymore all is there left
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I'm hunched over my phone reading this like the Bible (King James version, the birth and death of Jeezy Creezy)
I'm hunched over my phone reading this like the Bible (King James version, the birth and death of Jeezy Creezy)
ROSALÍA - DOMINGO DE LUX (English Lyrics)
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November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I'm hunched over my phone reading this like the Bible (King James version, the birth and death of Jeezy Creezy)
I'm hunched over my phone reading this like the Bible (King James version, the birth and death of Jeezy Creezy)
I've decided that actually nobody has distinguishing characteristics
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I've decided that actually nobody has distinguishing characteristics
There's little else I can do but offer you a vile of pure unadulterated essence
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
There's little else I can do but offer you a vile of pure unadulterated essence
Everyone's talking about nuts these days.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Everyone's talking about nuts these days.
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I simply must take in stunning views
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I simply must take in stunning views
Oscillating and vibrating worrisomely
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oscillating and vibrating worrisomely
*Mechanical whirring sounds* Preparing to inject levity into the situation. Levity injection commencing
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
*Mechanical whirring sounds* Preparing to inject levity into the situation. Levity injection commencing