Steakhouse Daughter
@maxharris.bsky.social
*Huey, Dewey and Louie voice* Bingo Bango and Bongo
Well hey would you look at That
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Well hey would you look at That
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Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.
A studied kitten on the keys
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 PM
A studied kitten on the keys
*Posing a philosophical question voice* What is the sound of one pig squealing?
January 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
*Posing a philosophical question voice* What is the sound of one pig squealing?
Deciding go stop being a sad sack and am proud to announce that I am going to start being a funny sack again
January 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Deciding go stop being a sad sack and am proud to announce that I am going to start being a funny sack again
Forgive my momentary doubting
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Forgive my momentary doubting
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I quake with yearning
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I quake with yearning
There's few things better than opening a realm
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
There's few things better than opening a realm
Typing on mechanical keyboard with increasing desperation "I CLAIM I CLAIM I CLAIM I CLAIM I CLAIM I CLAIM"
January 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Typing on mechanical keyboard with increasing desperation "I CLAIM I CLAIM I CLAIM I CLAIM I CLAIM I CLAIM"
Nice heart. Is that for the feint of?
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Nice heart. Is that for the feint of?
We're gonna make it after all
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
We're gonna make it after all
Do not consider me ready for what is to come. I've been caught with my pants down
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Do not consider me ready for what is to come. I've been caught with my pants down
Regretfully appear to be going through a bit of a horseradish phase
January 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Regretfully appear to be going through a bit of a horseradish phase
I actually looove doubling back and doing the same thing twice
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I actually looove doubling back and doing the same thing twice
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The mountain is my boss, the trees are my colleagues. I also work with this other guy who I can’t fucking stand
January 9, 2026 at 12:31 PM
The mountain is my boss, the trees are my colleagues. I also work with this other guy who I can’t fucking stand
*deranged morning ritual* Nothing like the smell of fresh hot tar and asphalt in the morning
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
*deranged morning ritual* Nothing like the smell of fresh hot tar and asphalt in the morning
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2026: the year of the guillotine
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
2026: the year of the guillotine
Home run derby
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Home run derby
It's 2026 so I think we need to swing big
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
It's 2026 so I think we need to swing big
I am the prince of 1000 enemies
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I am the prince of 1000 enemies
Me wondering why my anxiety is so high right now
Also me
Also me
December 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Me wondering why my anxiety is so high right now
Also me
Also me
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This is no time to be messing around.
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is no time to be messing around.
Why would a nipple be in your beans
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Why would a nipple be in your beans