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MattyWashy
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Harlequins and England rugby fan. Believer in fair play and a society where everyone gets a share of the post-match snacks! No DM’s unless I really know you 👍
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There's a rumour that Nigel Farage is keeping his head down because he's off to a Trump cheerleading conference over the weekend.

I’m afraid I’m being proved right- Farage is far more interested in Trump's success than British security. He is a bootlicker and a plastic patriot.
February 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
FairPlay flight radar 👏
December 25, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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....and another thing.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Adult films give young people a really unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
December 7, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes.
Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?
December 7, 2024 at 12:42 PM
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The only reason Nigel Farage has not yet jumped on the Elgin Marbles bandwagon is that he can’t quite bring himself to object to sending something foreign back where it came from.
December 3, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Spot on. Has he even got a proper one to one surgery set up. Clacton had a great Labour candidate but to use the words of a twat they “staffed it up the wall”
November 28, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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The Onion’s investigative journalism is really getting the scoops.
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
PALM BEACH, FL—Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesda...
theonion.com
November 28, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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Andrea Jenkyns celebrates being the 100,000th person stupid enough to give money to the private limited company owned by Nigel Farage and Richard Tice.
November 28, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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A true legend of the sport ❤️

On Friday Joe Marler will retire from rugby and play his last game for Harlequins. Thank you for everything, Joe 🤟

🗞️ www.quins.co.uk/Article/joe-marler-to-retire-from-rugby

#COYQ
November 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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Been some journey ❤️

#COYQ
November 27, 2024 at 3:34 PM
She gives a masterclass for the Dunning–Kruger effect every week. Think labour MP’s all need to make update their Parliamentary registers for the gift that is Kemi
November 27, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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Donald Trump winning the election(with less than 50% of the popular vote) doesn't change the reality that he’s a corrupt, wannabe dictator buffoon
November 24, 2024 at 6:56 AM
How can anyone support Russia or Putin? He deployed Polonium 210 (Lietvenenko) and Novichok on our sovereign shores, taking the life of an innocent women’s life Dawn Stergess. You deniers are absolute melts. I worked in this area back in the day and saw the effects. Slava Ukraini !
November 24, 2024 at 1:23 AM
5%of GDP, a no brainer!
November 24, 2024 at 1:09 AM
So how is Kier Stamer going to get us back into the customs union and single market with the long term goal of rejoining the EU? I live in hope
November 24, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Has anyone seen the picture of Nigel Farage at the farmers protest with his trolleys tucked into someone else’s welly boots. Good times! But don’t forget “He’s my man” a true man of the people. Man alive when will the grift stop grifting?
November 23, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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What were they thinking? Oh, they weren't.
November 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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Four Brothers is a Thanksgiving movie
November 23, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Although I hate this criminal, sexual predator you have done a great drawing
November 23, 2024 at 10:16 PM
This is one of the maddest darts competitions I’ve seen for a long while
a man wearing glasses and a jewson sticker on his shirt
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a jewson sticker on his shirt
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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Pretty pleased with my first day as a baggage handler at Gatwick Airport.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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💚 We’re thrilled to announce Tyrone Green has found a new deal with The Club ✍️

📲 www.quins.co.uk/Article/tyrone-green-extends-stoop-stay

#COYQ
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 AM