Matty Clark
@mattyshark.bsky.social
Music venue owner/operator, hoops fan, husband. Trying my best here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Watching this really just drives home how perfect James Adomian’s Elon impression is. bsky.app/profile/jado...
“ELON vs. RFK Jr.”
@jadomian.bsky.social @therealtony.bsky.social
#elonmusk #jamesadomian #rfkjr #anthonyatamanuik #sxsw
@jadomian.bsky.social @therealtony.bsky.social
#elonmusk #jamesadomian #rfkjr #anthonyatamanuik #sxsw
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Watching this really just drives home how perfect James Adomian’s Elon impression is. bsky.app/profile/jado...
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36 out of every 100 Americans shrugged and went to crossfit or some shit. Great job, wockaflockas.
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
36 out of every 100 Americans shrugged and went to crossfit or some shit. Great job, wockaflockas.
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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Resistance™️
*throws whole life into the ocean*
*throws whole life into the ocean*
October 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Resistance™️
*throws whole life into the ocean*
*throws whole life into the ocean*
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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"treat your men as your own beloved sons and they will follow you into the deepest valley"
- sun tzu; the art of war
"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"
- pete hegseth; podcaster
- sun tzu; the art of war
"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"
- pete hegseth; podcaster
September 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"treat your men as your own beloved sons and they will follow you into the deepest valley"
- sun tzu; the art of war
"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"
- pete hegseth; podcaster
- sun tzu; the art of war
"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"
- pete hegseth; podcaster
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So Pete Hegseth says no more ‘overweight people’ in the military. Cool. Is Kristi Noem rolling out the same weight policy for ICE agents or does the rule stop where MAGA cosplay begins? I guess the shaving policy doesn’t matter when the only thing visible under the ski masks is their eyes.
September 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So Pete Hegseth says no more ‘overweight people’ in the military. Cool. Is Kristi Noem rolling out the same weight policy for ICE agents or does the rule stop where MAGA cosplay begins? I guess the shaving policy doesn’t matter when the only thing visible under the ski masks is their eyes.
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They truly are the Softest Boys and Girls. Everybody is 10 feet tall and bulletproof until the escalator stops working and then there needs to be an investigation and arrests
September 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They truly are the Softest Boys and Girls. Everybody is 10 feet tall and bulletproof until the escalator stops working and then there needs to be an investigation and arrests
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She is SO CLOSE to getting it.
DHS official Tricia McLaughlin: "What did we did in World War 2 against the Nazis? We fought them and we killed them. And this is the rhetoric that is directly contributing to threats and violence against our law enforcement."
September 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
She is SO CLOSE to getting it.
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If you're ever out exploring and see a big wall of fog, go into it. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you're ever out exploring and see a big wall of fog, go into it. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
Harrison Butker: “Charlie, I have the watch. I’ll see you in Valhalla” *kick goes wide left*
September 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Harrison Butker: “Charlie, I have the watch. I’ll see you in Valhalla” *kick goes wide left*
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Coverage of the Charlie Kirk Funeral begins today at 2pm on ABC, all Disney apps, Hulu, and Corncob TV
September 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Coverage of the Charlie Kirk Funeral begins today at 2pm on ABC, all Disney apps, Hulu, and Corncob TV
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Surprise guest Jimmy Kimmel appears, thanks the President for preserving free speech, apologizes to the Kirk family and donates to Turning Point USA in person. Holding back tears, and with his skin melting under the hot lights, his voice sounds like Jordan Peterson for some reason. #WeAreAllChappie
September 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Surprise guest Jimmy Kimmel appears, thanks the President for preserving free speech, apologizes to the Kirk family and donates to Turning Point USA in person. Holding back tears, and with his skin melting under the hot lights, his voice sounds like Jordan Peterson for some reason. #WeAreAllChappie
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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I recommend everyone watches this
September 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I recommend everyone watches this
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I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point
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Inside you are two wolves, five sled dogs, eight Norwegian research scientists, Bennings, Norris, Palmer, Windows, Fuchs, Nauls, Blair, Garry, and Doc Copper.
August 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Inside you are two wolves, five sled dogs, eight Norwegian research scientists, Bennings, Norris, Palmer, Windows, Fuchs, Nauls, Blair, Garry, and Doc Copper.
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.