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I’m half as clever as I think I am, but twice as clever as I look.
Make a Bond movie casual
BrownEye
BrownEye
Make a Bond movie casual
In His Mom’s Secret Service
In His Mom’s Secret Service
Make a Bond movie casual:
Live and Let Go
Live and Let Go
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
BrownEye
BrownEye
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a winter coat. 🌨️🧥
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a winter coat. 🌨️🧥
Remembering Miley and Grizzly today. I miss them.
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Remembering Miley and Grizzly today. I miss them.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Move over Elf on a shelf.
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Move over Elf on a shelf.
My heart breaks for this poor girl and her family but how in God’s name did they not insist she wear a helmet? They said she was an avid rider and thought she was going on dirt but even pros wear helmets for a good reason. I really hope she pulls through.
Family, friends hold out hope for Washington County girl injured in e-bike collision
Family and friends are holding out hope for a 13-year-old girl who was involved in an e-bike crash on Monday evening in Washington.
www.ksl.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My heart breaks for this poor girl and her family but how in God’s name did they not insist she wear a helmet? They said she was an avid rider and thought she was going on dirt but even pros wear helmets for a good reason. I really hope she pulls through.
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1) There was no cease fire
2) The Epstein files will not be released
3) The “Warrior Dividend” is just the asshole putting his name on Congressional appropriations
4) The tariffs are taxes on us, paid by us
5) Venezuela is not sending fentanyl to our shores, and its oilfield were never ours
2) The Epstein files will not be released
3) The “Warrior Dividend” is just the asshole putting his name on Congressional appropriations
4) The tariffs are taxes on us, paid by us
5) Venezuela is not sending fentanyl to our shores, and its oilfield were never ours
December 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
1) There was no cease fire
2) The Epstein files will not be released
3) The “Warrior Dividend” is just the asshole putting his name on Congressional appropriations
4) The tariffs are taxes on us, paid by us
5) Venezuela is not sending fentanyl to our shores, and its oilfield were never ours
2) The Epstein files will not be released
3) The “Warrior Dividend” is just the asshole putting his name on Congressional appropriations
4) The tariffs are taxes on us, paid by us
5) Venezuela is not sending fentanyl to our shores, and its oilfield were never ours
We should start naming other things after Trump like the Donald J Trump sewage treatment facility or the Donald J Trump city dump since he likes his name on things so much.
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We should start naming other things after Trump like the Donald J Trump sewage treatment facility or the Donald J Trump city dump since he likes his name on things so much.
Dear Holly Rowe,
It’s not whether Bama was good enough to be in the playoff. It’s whether they deserved to be in as a 10-3 team that got steamrolled in their conference championship.
Sincerely,
Everyone but ESPN and Bama fans
It’s not whether Bama was good enough to be in the playoff. It’s whether they deserved to be in as a 10-3 team that got steamrolled in their conference championship.
Sincerely,
Everyone but ESPN and Bama fans
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Dear Holly Rowe,
It’s not whether Bama was good enough to be in the playoff. It’s whether they deserved to be in as a 10-3 team that got steamrolled in their conference championship.
Sincerely,
Everyone but ESPN and Bama fans
It’s not whether Bama was good enough to be in the playoff. It’s whether they deserved to be in as a 10-3 team that got steamrolled in their conference championship.
Sincerely,
Everyone but ESPN and Bama fans
The DOJ has released a photo of the Manhattan skyline.
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The DOJ has released a photo of the Manhattan skyline.
I can proudly say that I was one of the few who saw North in the theater and yes, it was bad. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/a...
The Flop That Proved Rob Reiner Could Take Criticism With Humor
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I can proudly say that I was one of the few who saw North in the theater and yes, it was bad. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/a...
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Thankfully I only have daughters.
Thankfully I only have daughters.
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Thankfully I only have daughters.
Thankfully I only have daughters.
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WWE Hall of Famer Mick Foley said he’s walking away from the wrestling entertainment company over its relationship with President Donald Trump, noting his “incredibly cruel comments” about the death of Rob Reiner were “the final straw.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/brown-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/brown-...
WWE Legend Mick Foley Cuts Ties With Company Over 'Coddling' Relationship With Donald Trump
www.huffpost.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
WWE Hall of Famer Mick Foley said he’s walking away from the wrestling entertainment company over its relationship with President Donald Trump, noting his “incredibly cruel comments” about the death of Rob Reiner were “the final straw.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/brown-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/brown-...
How lucky it would be to be born
With a single magnificent horn
Because instead of being a horse
You‘d be such a great unicorn
-me
With a single magnificent horn
Because instead of being a horse
You‘d be such a great unicorn
-me
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
How lucky it would be to be born
With a single magnificent horn
Because instead of being a horse
You‘d be such a great unicorn
-me
With a single magnificent horn
Because instead of being a horse
You‘d be such a great unicorn
-me
Donald Trump hated Rob Reiner because Reiner didn’t share his own interests. If it were Jared Fogle, Trump would be shook.
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Donald Trump hated Rob Reiner because Reiner didn’t share his own interests. If it were Jared Fogle, Trump would be shook.
Dylan Raiola, keep my school’s name outta your mouth. #goducks
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a crowd of people .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Dylan Raiola, keep my school’s name outta your mouth. #goducks
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Sad, but it makes that god-awful state farm ad with Megan Trainor a bit more relevant...now stop it!
December 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sad, but it makes that god-awful state farm ad with Megan Trainor a bit more relevant...now stop it!
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Picture that I took of a dog outside of a woodblock printshop in Weifang, China 2009.
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Picture that I took of a dog outside of a woodblock printshop in Weifang, China 2009.
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He was perhaps best known for playing a sadistic, rapist security guard Zed in 1994’s Pulp Fiction, whose death by “medieval” means led Bruce Willis to deliver the oft-quoted “Zed’s dead, baby.”
Peter Greene, 'Pulp Fiction' and 'The Mask' Actor, Dead at 60
Peter Greene, the character actor known for playing villainous roles in 'Pulp Fiction' and 'The Mask,' has died at the age of 60.
www.rollingstone.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
He was perhaps best known for playing a sadistic, rapist security guard Zed in 1994’s Pulp Fiction, whose death by “medieval” means led Bruce Willis to deliver the oft-quoted “Zed’s dead, baby.”
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Trying to get confirmation from a legit outlet, but Rob Reiner & his wife may have been found dead at their home...🥺
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Trying to get confirmation from a legit outlet, but Rob Reiner & his wife may have been found dead at their home...🥺
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Remove this age cap so that Dick Van Dyke can play with LEGOs again. 😭😭😭
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Remove this age cap so that Dick Van Dyke can play with LEGOs again. 😭😭😭