I’m not here right now
@mattwilli.bsky.social
I’m half as clever as I think I am, but twice as clever as I look.
Search your first name and then “glamour shot” And post a photo…
I have questions.
I have questions.
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Search your first name and then “glamour shot” And post a photo…
I have questions.
I have questions.
That would be adorable. I certainly don’t have the skills for that.
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That would be adorable. I certainly don’t have the skills for that.
Probably the most well known film I’ve still never seen. Maybe this is the year.
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Probably the most well known film I’ve still never seen. Maybe this is the year.
It looks like he loves it!
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It looks like he loves it!
The only Magnums they’ve ever needed.
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The only Magnums they’ve ever needed.
Ghost of Christmas Puss
December 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ghost of Christmas Puss
Apparently the poop doesn’t fall far from the pig.
December 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Apparently the poop doesn’t fall far from the pig.
I thought calling Jack Stone untalented was pretty funny.
December 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I thought calling Jack Stone untalented was pretty funny.
So are they ATMs now?
December 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So are they ATMs now?
Ironically, that‘s the same size of rectangle used to redact his penis.
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ironically, that‘s the same size of rectangle used to redact his penis.
Now it makes sense why Trump is personally pushing Paramount for another Rush Hour film. It’s a favor for his Epstein buddy and Melania director Brett Ratner.
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Now it makes sense why Trump is personally pushing Paramount for another Rush Hour film. It’s a favor for his Epstein buddy and Melania director Brett Ratner.
He really blew it.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
He really blew it.
Don’t forget taxes.
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Don’t forget taxes.
