Matt Wellner
@mattwellner.bsky.social
Working and playing with modest intensity.
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No one knows what will happen from here, and we hope for the best, but it’s shocking to have violently overthrown a government and invaded a country explicitly vowing to not only take no displaced persons or refugees but send those already here back no matter how bad it gets.
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
No one knows what will happen from here, and we hope for the best, but it’s shocking to have violently overthrown a government and invaded a country explicitly vowing to not only take no displaced persons or refugees but send those already here back no matter how bad it gets.
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All corporate CEOs should understand: If you agree to attend an event at the White House, you are very likely to be filmed nodding appreciatively at a delusional racist rant. If you're ok with that, go. If not, you probably should stay away.
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
All corporate CEOs should understand: If you agree to attend an event at the White House, you are very likely to be filmed nodding appreciatively at a delusional racist rant. If you're ok with that, go. If not, you probably should stay away.
We were just a few more My Lais away from winning Vietnam
Trump: "We could've won every war, but we really chose to be very politically correct, or wokey."
September 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We were just a few more My Lais away from winning Vietnam
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Just another night on the mean streets of lawless, hell-hole Chicago.
September 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just another night on the mean streets of lawless, hell-hole Chicago.
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Good news bad news I brought rod serling back to life in 2025 but he made it through about eighty seconds of news before he ate a flour sized bag of heroin
August 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Good news bad news I brought rod serling back to life in 2025 but he made it through about eighty seconds of news before he ate a flour sized bag of heroin
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According to every single person who's ever known him, worked with him or for him, his fans and his opponents, including the author of "The Art of the Deal," his single favorite thing to do is talk to people on the telephone.
Q: What can you do in Washington that you couldn't do in Canada?
TRUMP: Just be a little bit, ah, I think more well-versed. Not having to use telephones so much, because I don't believe in telephones, because people like you listen to them.
TRUMP: Just be a little bit, ah, I think more well-versed. Not having to use telephones so much, because I don't believe in telephones, because people like you listen to them.
June 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
According to every single person who's ever known him, worked with him or for him, his fans and his opponents, including the author of "The Art of the Deal," his single favorite thing to do is talk to people on the telephone.
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Wait I thought gender was set at birth and immutable
April 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wait I thought gender was set at birth and immutable
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1969.
Mad Magazine.
Mad Magazine.
March 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
1969.
Mad Magazine.
Mad Magazine.
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The Trump Justice Department recently removed this from its website. Wonder why?
March 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Trump Justice Department recently removed this from its website. Wonder why?
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This stupid conspiracy theory has been debunked for years but Secretary Brainworms wants to resurrect it. Too bad he can’t resurrect the kids he has already killed.
Exclusive: The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is planning a large study into potential connections between vaccines and autism, two sources told Reuters, despite extensive scientific research that has disproven or failed to find evidence of such links reut.rs/4ivfaZA
Exclusive: US CDC plans study into vaccines and autism, sources say
The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is planning a large study into potential connections between vaccines and autism, two sources familiar with the matter told Reuters, despite extensive scientific research that has disproven or failed to find evidence of such links.
reut.rs
March 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This stupid conspiracy theory has been debunked for years but Secretary Brainworms wants to resurrect it. Too bad he can’t resurrect the kids he has already killed.
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It's now major news when the president says that he'll this one time honor his signature on a treaty
March 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's now major news when the president says that he'll this one time honor his signature on a treaty
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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We are, unequivocally, the Bad Guys.
We have been before, and we will be again, no doubt, but this one is particularly repellent.
We have been before, and we will be again, no doubt, but this one is particularly repellent.
February 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We are, unequivocally, the Bad Guys.
We have been before, and we will be again, no doubt, but this one is particularly repellent.
We have been before, and we will be again, no doubt, but this one is particularly repellent.
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A day of shame.
Ukraine resolution at the UN called Russia an aggressor and demands the full withdrawal of Russian forces from Ukraine’s internationally recognized borders.
The United States, Israel, and Russia voted against it.
Every free democratic country around the globe voted in favour. #EndImpunity
The United States, Israel, and Russia voted against it.
Every free democratic country around the globe voted in favour. #EndImpunity
February 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A day of shame.
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While we are cutting costs it’s pretty clear that all of the Republicans in Congress could be very inexpensively replaced
February 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
While we are cutting costs it’s pretty clear that all of the Republicans in Congress could be very inexpensively replaced
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All the cowardly media outlets had to do was stand together, refuse to cover the admin PR stunts until the AP was back. Of course they didn’t because they are cowards. And now they will be picked off one by one. Courage has a shelf life. Use it. Or go away.
February 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
All the cowardly media outlets had to do was stand together, refuse to cover the admin PR stunts until the AP was back. Of course they didn’t because they are cowards. And now they will be picked off one by one. Courage has a shelf life. Use it. Or go away.
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Being a fucking idiot has consequences. Unfortunately, they’re for everybody.
Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Being a fucking idiot has consequences. Unfortunately, they’re for everybody.
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Trump’s foreign policy is simple: Abuse our friends, appease our enemies
February 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Trump’s foreign policy is simple: Abuse our friends, appease our enemies
This is good news but he should retire so Trump can appoint a new Pope.
Pope Francis is responding “positively” to medical treatment for pneumonia, according to the Vatican, a week after the 88-year-old pontiff was first hospitalized in Rome.
Pope ‘devoted’ to work, Vatican says, as he recovers in hospital after pneumonia diagnosis | CNN
Pope Francis is responding “positively” to medical treatment for pneumonia, according to the Vatican, a week after the 88-year-old pontiff was hospitalized in Rome.
cnn.it
February 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is good news but he should retire so Trump can appoint a new Pope.
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Review: Tributosaurus, one of Chicago’s best-kept secrets, never especially cool, not exactly challenging, pushing nearly 25 years as a mainstay of local bars and theaters, without an original song to their name, are my favorite Chicago band.
Review: Tributosaurus plays hit songs from the ’70s and it’s a glorious shag-carpet ride
As the guitarist said at Theater on the Lake, the only thing the band has in common with the one-hit wonders they were playing is that all of them “have one more hit than we do.”
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February 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Review: Tributosaurus, one of Chicago’s best-kept secrets, never especially cool, not exactly challenging, pushing nearly 25 years as a mainstay of local bars and theaters, without an original song to their name, are my favorite Chicago band.
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July 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
February 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue