Matt Rainone
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Matt Rainone
@mattrainone.bsky.social
· Jan 16
Since 2015, over 90 movies come out each month on average. That's too many. The optimal number is 20:
- 2 must-see
- 2 children's
- 1 sneaky-good
- 2 comedies
- 2 good action
- 1 Oscar bait
- 1 period drama
- 8 absolute trash
- 1 buddy cop starring Russell Crowe & Ryan Gosling
- 2 must-see
- 2 children's
- 1 sneaky-good
- 2 comedies
- 2 good action
- 1 Oscar bait
- 1 period drama
- 8 absolute trash
- 1 buddy cop starring Russell Crowe & Ryan Gosling
Me, sneaking a Christmas cookie off the cooling rack about to burn the shit out of my tongue.
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me, sneaking a Christmas cookie off the cooling rack about to burn the shit out of my tongue.
Just heard the most corporate techno-jargon slop podcast ad that was just a mishmash of words that mean nothing that I’m second-handedly embarrassed for anyone involved in creating it.
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Just heard the most corporate techno-jargon slop podcast ad that was just a mishmash of words that mean nothing that I’m second-handedly embarrassed for anyone involved in creating it.
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Certainly no harm can come from me affixing my mental health to the performance of the Boston Red Sox. That’s never let anyone down before!
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Certainly no harm can come from me affixing my mental health to the performance of the Boston Red Sox. That’s never let anyone down before!
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Reading this @gqmagazine.bsky.social profile of Hasan Piker and oh my god this paragraph just made me feel like the cryptkeeper www.gq.com/story/hasan-...
August 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Reading this @gqmagazine.bsky.social profile of Hasan Piker and oh my god this paragraph just made me feel like the cryptkeeper www.gq.com/story/hasan-...
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I wouldn't want to be the gas pedal on the car Andrew Cuomo drives back to his home not in New York City tonight.
June 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I wouldn't want to be the gas pedal on the car Andrew Cuomo drives back to his home not in New York City tonight.
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"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid's pillow fort.
June 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid's pillow fort.
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cracking open a couple cold ones with the boys
May 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
cracking open a couple cold ones with the boys
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*experiencing a fleeting moment of joy* this should be automated, to increase profits for some guy
May 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
*experiencing a fleeting moment of joy* this should be automated, to increase profits for some guy
The thing I put on the stairs for my kids to bring up that is now, somehow, in the middle of the living room floor. @dadandburied.bsky.social
May 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The thing I put on the stairs for my kids to bring up that is now, somehow, in the middle of the living room floor. @dadandburied.bsky.social
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Freddie Freeman's OPS is now 1.163. 😮
May 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Freddie Freeman's OPS is now 1.163. 😮
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
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Bro, me and the boys are hopping in for some egg-cellent deals later if you wanna pull up.
April 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Bro, me and the boys are hopping in for some egg-cellent deals later if you wanna pull up.
Bro, me and the boys are hopping in for some egg-cellent deals later if you wanna pull up.
April 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Bro, me and the boys are hopping in for some egg-cellent deals later if you wanna pull up.
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Got a theory that EVERYTHING started getting worse as soon as you started being able to see who clicked on a thing.
April 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Got a theory that EVERYTHING started getting worse as soon as you started being able to see who clicked on a thing.
Briefed a creative team today and the whole presentation was White Lotus themed and NO ONE was caught up on the season.
a man in a pink shirt with a max logo in the corner
ALT: a man in a pink shirt with a max logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
April 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Briefed a creative team today and the whole presentation was White Lotus themed and NO ONE was caught up on the season.
Got a theory that EVERYTHING started getting worse as soon as you started being able to see who clicked on a thing.
April 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Got a theory that EVERYTHING started getting worse as soon as you started being able to see who clicked on a thing.
Winter clothes on sale. But I need spring clothes. Spring clothes not on sale.
April 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Winter clothes on sale. But I need spring clothes. Spring clothes not on sale.
Very serious country we live in
April 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Very serious country we live in
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going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
March 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
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[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
March 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow