Pinned
Quislings abound.
“They glared at her the way any intelligent persons ought to glare when what they need is a smoke, a bite, a cup of coffee, a piece of ass, or a good fast-paced story, and all they're getting is philosophy.”
- Tom Robbins, “Still Life with Woodpecker”
- Tom Robbins, “Still Life with Woodpecker”
January 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
“They glared at her the way any intelligent persons ought to glare when what they need is a smoke, a bite, a cup of coffee, a piece of ass, or a good fast-paced story, and all they're getting is philosophy.”
- Tom Robbins, “Still Life with Woodpecker”
- Tom Robbins, “Still Life with Woodpecker”
a little too on what’s left of the nose
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
a little too on what’s left of the nose
real late stage Arthur Shelby and Linda vibes
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
real late stage Arthur Shelby and Linda vibes
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Trump is giving a speech at 9PM to prove he can stay up that late.
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Trump is giving a speech at 9PM to prove he can stay up that late.
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Wheels in one of these to critique Princess Bride
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Wheels in one of these to critique Princess Bride
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“I am NOT sitting in any fucking merlot!!”
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“I am NOT sitting in any fucking merlot!!”
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
This movie wrecked me
Peter Falk, Gena Rowlands “A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE” (1974) dir. John Cassavetes
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This movie wrecked me
Calm down, sheets. We just met
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Calm down, sheets. We just met
Have you written out the date lately? Like on a check or a journal or any number of other things that nobody ever does anymore… and gotten past the day and the month, or the month and day in your freak country… and been like… 25?!! the fuck?!! are you serious?!! it’s 2004 you lying liar bastard!!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Have you written out the date lately? Like on a check or a journal or any number of other things that nobody ever does anymore… and gotten past the day and the month, or the month and day in your freak country… and been like… 25?!! the fuck?!! are you serious?!! it’s 2004 you lying liar bastard!!!
Millie Bonnie Bongiovi
Started taking Wegovy
While she did slim down
Now her underwear’s brown
A sort of maiden name trophy
Started taking Wegovy
While she did slim down
Now her underwear’s brown
A sort of maiden name trophy
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Millie Bonnie Bongiovi
Started taking Wegovy
While she did slim down
Now her underwear’s brown
A sort of maiden name trophy
Started taking Wegovy
While she did slim down
Now her underwear’s brown
A sort of maiden name trophy
also this is great
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
also this is great
for the arthritis…
and the *cartoon Jerry Lewis voice* inflAMMATION
and the *cartoon Jerry Lewis voice* inflAMMATION
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
for the arthritis…
and the *cartoon Jerry Lewis voice* inflAMMATION
and the *cartoon Jerry Lewis voice* inflAMMATION
CBD Brothers youtube.com/watch?v=jrkO...
The Doobie Brothers: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
CBD Brothers youtube.com/watch?v=jrkO...
Been using that Crest 3D White with mixed results. Teeth still coffee stained but they do appear to be in 3D
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Been using that Crest 3D White with mixed results. Teeth still coffee stained but they do appear to be in 3D
baseball Will Smith
Will Smith looks like the bully in every movie in every era of movies
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
baseball Will Smith
Timeline serendipity
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Timeline serendipity
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With each passing year Halloween is less and less joyful as, for whatever reason, fewer and fewer kids come to our door, denying me the opportunity to witness their precious little faces as I furrow my brow and ask, “The fuck’re you supposed to be”
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
With each passing year Halloween is less and less joyful as, for whatever reason, fewer and fewer kids come to our door, denying me the opportunity to witness their precious little faces as I furrow my brow and ask, “The fuck’re you supposed to be”
Will Smith looks like the bully in every movie in every era of movies
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Will Smith looks like the bully in every movie in every era of movies
John Smolz: “Muncy did not see that.”
slo-mo replay: Muncy watches the ball go under his glove so closely he can count the seams
John Smolz: …
slo-mo replay: Muncy watches the ball go under his glove so closely he can count the seams
John Smolz: …
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
John Smolz: “Muncy did not see that.”
slo-mo replay: Muncy watches the ball go under his glove so closely he can count the seams
John Smolz: …
slo-mo replay: Muncy watches the ball go under his glove so closely he can count the seams
John Smolz: …
With each passing year Halloween is less and less joyful as, for whatever reason, fewer and fewer kids come to our door, denying me the opportunity to witness their precious little faces as I furrow my brow and ask, “The fuck’re you supposed to be”
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
With each passing year Halloween is less and less joyful as, for whatever reason, fewer and fewer kids come to our door, denying me the opportunity to witness their precious little faces as I furrow my brow and ask, “The fuck’re you supposed to be”