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mattob34.bsky.social
@mattob34.bsky.social
not really feelin it
“It is happening again.”
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
a little too on what’s left of the nose
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
real late stage Arthur Shelby and Linda vibes
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“I am NOT sitting in any fucking merlot!!”
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Calm down, sheets. We just met
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
… yet.
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Timeline serendipity
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, treehouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. But mostly the treehouse.”
October 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
September 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
September 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
*L&O dun dun*
August 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“Anyway, how’s mom?”
August 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
August 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Drop something GOLD
June 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
said the guy with the double body
June 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
show us your favorite movie monster or creature
May 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
That canceled TV show that you’ll never stop thinking about

(Jerry Seinfeld took my phone and posted this)
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Helpa! Ima choke ona da pizzaballa!
April 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A film that takes place where you’re from…

Many w glam settings on North Shore and the Hamptons, but I was looking for something closer to my world - Tree’s Lounge” - and discovered this doc I wasn’t aware of that not only is where I grew up but hits too close to home in every sense of the phrase
April 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Is it in?”

(masochists only)
March 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“I brought Totino’s”
March 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
NatSec Group Chat
March 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
jeez, the alternate side of the street parking penalties in this town are rough
March 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM