“It is happening again.”
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
“It is happening again.”
a little too on what’s left of the nose
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
a little too on what’s left of the nose
real late stage Arthur Shelby and Linda vibes
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
real late stage Arthur Shelby and Linda vibes
“I am NOT sitting in any fucking merlot!!”
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“I am NOT sitting in any fucking merlot!!”
Calm down, sheets. We just met
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Calm down, sheets. We just met
Timeline serendipity
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Timeline serendipity
“What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, treehouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. But mostly the treehouse.”
October 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, treehouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. But mostly the treehouse.”
“Anyway, how’s mom?”
August 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Anyway, how’s mom?”
Drop something GOLD
June 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Drop something GOLD
said the guy with the double body
June 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
said the guy with the double body
show us your favorite movie monster or creature
May 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
show us your favorite movie monster or creature
That canceled TV show that you’ll never stop thinking about
(Jerry Seinfeld took my phone and posted this)
(Jerry Seinfeld took my phone and posted this)
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That canceled TV show that you’ll never stop thinking about
(Jerry Seinfeld took my phone and posted this)
(Jerry Seinfeld took my phone and posted this)
Helpa! Ima choke ona da pizzaballa!
April 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Helpa! Ima choke ona da pizzaballa!
A film that takes place where you’re from…
Many w glam settings on North Shore and the Hamptons, but I was looking for something closer to my world - Tree’s Lounge” - and discovered this doc I wasn’t aware of that not only is where I grew up but hits too close to home in every sense of the phrase
Many w glam settings on North Shore and the Hamptons, but I was looking for something closer to my world - Tree’s Lounge” - and discovered this doc I wasn’t aware of that not only is where I grew up but hits too close to home in every sense of the phrase
April 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A film that takes place where you’re from…
Many w glam settings on North Shore and the Hamptons, but I was looking for something closer to my world - Tree’s Lounge” - and discovered this doc I wasn’t aware of that not only is where I grew up but hits too close to home in every sense of the phrase
Many w glam settings on North Shore and the Hamptons, but I was looking for something closer to my world - Tree’s Lounge” - and discovered this doc I wasn’t aware of that not only is where I grew up but hits too close to home in every sense of the phrase
“Is it in?”
(masochists only)
(masochists only)
March 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“Is it in?”
(masochists only)
(masochists only)
“I brought Totino’s”
March 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“I brought Totino’s”
NatSec Group Chat
March 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
NatSec Group Chat
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Me in the National Security team group chat
jeez, the alternate side of the street parking penalties in this town are rough
March 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
jeez, the alternate side of the street parking penalties in this town are rough