*endless screaming*
@mattmichaelmurdock.bsky.social
I like comics and I am eternally suffering in law school
Half Batman on my father’s side
Half Batman on my father’s side
Someone needs to make a fridge where the freezer section is larger than the fridge section. I’m always running out of freezer space but the fridge is inefficiently empty
June 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Someone needs to make a fridge where the freezer section is larger than the fridge section. I’m always running out of freezer space but the fridge is inefficiently empty
Reposted by *endless screaming*
Impulse Kills the Joker
June 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Impulse Kills the Joker
Reposted by *endless screaming*
Tim Drake: Why did you send me after Zsasz alone?
Barbara Gordon: He’s basically a slasher and you’ve got real final girl extra virgin energy. Try it out.
Tim Drake: Okay. I’ve never touched a boob.
Zsasz: *bursts into flames*
Tim Drake: huh
Barbara Gordon: He’s basically a slasher and you’ve got real final girl extra virgin energy. Try it out.
Tim Drake: Okay. I’ve never touched a boob.
Zsasz: *bursts into flames*
Tim Drake: huh
June 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Tim Drake: Why did you send me after Zsasz alone?
Barbara Gordon: He’s basically a slasher and you’ve got real final girl extra virgin energy. Try it out.
Tim Drake: Okay. I’ve never touched a boob.
Zsasz: *bursts into flames*
Tim Drake: huh
Barbara Gordon: He’s basically a slasher and you’ve got real final girl extra virgin energy. Try it out.
Tim Drake: Okay. I’ve never touched a boob.
Zsasz: *bursts into flames*
Tim Drake: huh
Reposted by *endless screaming*
Reposted by *endless screaming*
[Wayne Manor]
ALFRED: and why do we fall, Master Bruce
BRUCE WAYNE: because you keep tying my shoes together
A: that’s right, you spoiled little bitch
ALFRED: and why do we fall, Master Bruce
BRUCE WAYNE: because you keep tying my shoes together
A: that’s right, you spoiled little bitch
May 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
[Wayne Manor]
ALFRED: and why do we fall, Master Bruce
BRUCE WAYNE: because you keep tying my shoes together
A: that’s right, you spoiled little bitch
ALFRED: and why do we fall, Master Bruce
BRUCE WAYNE: because you keep tying my shoes together
A: that’s right, you spoiled little bitch
Reposted by *endless screaming*
When my cat misbehaves I threaten to sell him to One Direction
April 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
When my cat misbehaves I threaten to sell him to One Direction
Reposted by *endless screaming*
April 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Reposted by *endless screaming*
It is not kosher to eat Beast Boy.
April 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It is not kosher to eat Beast Boy.
Reposted by *endless screaming*
matthew murdock:
anyone else regret committing evil deeds
March 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
matthew murdock:
I am a cybertruck
The panels are my sanity
And the glue is Spider-Man Batman crossover fics
I’m running out of fics to read
The panels are my sanity
And the glue is Spider-Man Batman crossover fics
I’m running out of fics to read
March 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I am a cybertruck
The panels are my sanity
And the glue is Spider-Man Batman crossover fics
I’m running out of fics to read
The panels are my sanity
And the glue is Spider-Man Batman crossover fics
I’m running out of fics to read
Reposted by *endless screaming*
I bring a sort of “follows the speed limit” vibe to the road that other drivers don’t really like
March 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I bring a sort of “follows the speed limit” vibe to the road that other drivers don’t really like
Tim Drake was compared to Severus Snape once and immediately got a haircut and cried
March 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Tim Drake was compared to Severus Snape once and immediately got a haircut and cried
Death Note AU where Light seduces L so that they get married and that means L’s new last name is Yagami
March 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Death Note AU where Light seduces L so that they get married and that means L’s new last name is Yagami
I remember 3 separate instances where I meant to take my adhd meds today but I can’t remember if it did it any of the times. So I either have not taken them or I took 3 doses
March 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I remember 3 separate instances where I meant to take my adhd meds today but I can’t remember if it did it any of the times. So I either have not taken them or I took 3 doses
*shows Batman: Knightfall to my chiropractor*
“Just like this please”
“Just like this please”
March 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
*shows Batman: Knightfall to my chiropractor*
“Just like this please”
“Just like this please”
When kids in Gotham are traumatized they get to become Robin, but when I was traumatized as a kid all I became was sad and bad at math
February 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
When kids in Gotham are traumatized they get to become Robin, but when I was traumatized as a kid all I became was sad and bad at math
All he knows is crime and nap
February 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
All he knows is crime and nap
Bad food idea: make pasta from pancake mix
February 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Bad food idea: make pasta from pancake mix
Imagine someone in the JL not knowing Batman had a team in Gotham and they think Red Robin is Batman’s cat because Batman said “he just showed up at my house one day and refused to leave”. Stray cat behavior 100%. And when the person meets Red Robin they’re like “????? This is a person????”
February 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Imagine someone in the JL not knowing Batman had a team in Gotham and they think Red Robin is Batman’s cat because Batman said “he just showed up at my house one day and refused to leave”. Stray cat behavior 100%. And when the person meets Red Robin they’re like “????? This is a person????”
Yeah I have ADHD
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Dude
Help i’m
Dying
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Dude
Help i’m
Dying
February 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Yeah I have ADHD
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Dude
Help i’m
Dying
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Dude
Help i’m
Dying
HEY where are the fics of Daredevil/Priest (Fleabag)??? What is going on with the world that nobody is shipping these two???
February 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
HEY where are the fics of Daredevil/Priest (Fleabag)??? What is going on with the world that nobody is shipping these two???
If Nightwing was real people would be shipping him with Jimin. This isn’t a theory, it’s just a fact. I’m so sorry I have to be the one to tell you this
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If Nightwing was real people would be shipping him with Jimin. This isn’t a theory, it’s just a fact. I’m so sorry I have to be the one to tell you this