*endless screaming*
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I like comics and I am eternally suffering in law school
Half Batman on my father’s side
Half Batman on my father’s side
Ugh this is literally 1894
August 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ugh this is literally 1894
Thought that said “10% bonus when crying” and that was such a mood
August 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Thought that said “10% bonus when crying” and that was such a mood
I thought my favorite drink was tasting a little urine-y lately…
July 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I thought my favorite drink was tasting a little urine-y lately…
If you live in an area that gets monarchs, it’s really easy to grow your local native milkweed. Just make sure to put something sturdy next to it where the caterpillars can build their cocoon, such as a nice firm succulent. I’ve seen some people put a wooden trellis next to it and it worked for them
July 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If you live in an area that gets monarchs, it’s really easy to grow your local native milkweed. Just make sure to put something sturdy next to it where the caterpillars can build their cocoon, such as a nice firm succulent. I’ve seen some people put a wooden trellis next to it and it worked for them
Oh wow what a coincidence the guy I framed for murder was just denied parole
July 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Oh wow what a coincidence the guy I framed for murder was just denied parole
I was confused for a hot sec because I thought “nail my sales pitch to the Bishop” was like what Martin Luther did to the church door with his 95 theses
July 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I was confused for a hot sec because I thought “nail my sales pitch to the Bishop” was like what Martin Luther did to the church door with his 95 theses
Getting stoned at your casino? That’s just a normal night for me
July 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Getting stoned at your casino? That’s just a normal night for me
It’s so sweet she was trying to feed you!!!
June 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It’s so sweet she was trying to feed you!!!
At the time of his birth, the law required that the citizen parent of a child born on a military base had been in the US 10 years. The court said his father had not fulfilled the 10 year requirement. This law has since changed, but the relevant law is whatever was in place at the time of his birth.
June 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
At the time of his birth, the law required that the citizen parent of a child born on a military base had been in the US 10 years. The court said his father had not fulfilled the 10 year requirement. This law has since changed, but the relevant law is whatever was in place at the time of his birth.
The lack of an Oxford comma makes it read like you’re secretly both Tim Townsend and Alex Sinclair
June 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The lack of an Oxford comma makes it read like you’re secretly both Tim Townsend and Alex Sinclair
Hemingway. If he’s your fav I’m automatically assuming you’re an alcoholic too
June 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hemingway. If he’s your fav I’m automatically assuming you’re an alcoholic too
I thought that was a giant bee hive
June 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I thought that was a giant bee hive
I saw this post and instantly thought of the Uber ad. It’s constantly on Hulu
June 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I saw this post and instantly thought of the Uber ad. It’s constantly on Hulu
I’ve been getting it every time it appears but I still only have 2 of them. Maybe I just haven’t had Buddyjack unlocked for long enough?
June 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’ve been getting it every time it appears but I still only have 2 of them. Maybe I just haven’t had Buddyjack unlocked for long enough?
How are y’all getting the honeycomb????
June 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
How are y’all getting the honeycomb????
He looks so proud of himself
June 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
He looks so proud of himself
Pee is only /stored/ in the balls. It’s produced somewhere else. So you will still be able to pee, you just won’t be able to store it. It will come out in little drops as it’s produced. I have a degree in biology I know these things
June 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Pee is only /stored/ in the balls. It’s produced somewhere else. So you will still be able to pee, you just won’t be able to store it. It will come out in little drops as it’s produced. I have a degree in biology I know these things
My fav back when I cosplayed was always OhMyKitty4U but i haven’t bought from them in a while so i don’t know if they’re still good
June 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My fav back when I cosplayed was always OhMyKitty4U but i haven’t bought from them in a while so i don’t know if they’re still good
It’s because Jason is the middle child
June 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It’s because Jason is the middle child
This is the person Batman is slapping in the photo
June 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is the person Batman is slapping in the photo