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I screamed and jumped and shidded and cummed
Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
March 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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MLB.tv will remain down until the DEI is reimplemented
March 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
EHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
December 28, 2024 at 12:45 AM
... I make love 😔
i dont fuck
December 11, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Final matchups set for the 5th round of the PerfectWorld Shanghai major
December 7, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Elimination stage round 4 of the PW Shanghai Major
December 6, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Round 3 of the Shanghai Major is set for heartbreak as several teams face their demons @counter-strike.net
December 5, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Matchups for Round 2 of the Shanghai major are now ready
December 5, 2024 at 7:05 AM
PW Shanghai's final round of the opening stage
December 2, 2024 at 12:35 PM
i cAN't suRvIVe WitHOuT mY cOFf- oh my god shut up
Just read that coffee wasn’t discovered until 800 AD. How the heck did humanity survive until then?
December 1, 2024 at 5:17 PM
PW Major : Round 4 of the opening stage @counter-strike.net
December 1, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Opening stage round 3 for the @counter-strike.net Shanghai major
November 30, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Perfect World CS2 major in Shanghai - Opening stage, round 2 matchups
November 30, 2024 at 7:45 AM
the Perfect World CS2 major in Shanghai is here, and so is my graphic.

Less important now that the game implemented the same thing but I might be faster to update it than the client.
November 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
it may be true but it's also just uncalled for
November 27, 2024 at 10:03 PM
this place is starting to feel like old twitter
November 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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me: hey honey have you seen the ceiling dripping?

wife: i swear to god if you put another gold chain on the ceiling
November 27, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock

*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
November 27, 2024 at 1:25 PM
me when I'm in a "decrease the standard of living for American citizens" competition and the US Supreme Court shows up
November 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
for the first time having my own domain proves useful.

verified handle‼️
November 25, 2024 at 4:22 AM
me getting extra guac:
November 25, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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started putting fluoride in the donuts at the donut shop where i work
November 24, 2024 at 11:44 PM
This should've been the case before the RMR started, but now that it had commenced the decider match should've been adhered to. This is pretty much the worst option they had to resolve this @counter-strike.net
www.hltv.org
November 22, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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You and me both, jukebox.
November 19, 2024 at 12:40 AM
what is going on at bsky I've got scientists skeeting on my feed
Hi everyone, this is my first tweet - ehm, skeet (is that the right word?) Well, first post on Bluesky.

I work @uofgsbohvm.bsky.social studying #mosquitoes & other #bugs that transmit nasty diseases to humans & animals.

A pretty decent reason to study them.
They are very interesting animals too.
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 PM