Matilda Flapweezer
@mattieflap.bsky.social
Headmistress at the House of Wangs. Married. Mom. Multi-faceted. Pittsburgh dweller and anything but normal. She/her.
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Holy shit. My ex-FIL was thinking about getting my 16-almost-17 year old FLYING LESSONS for Christmas.
Sir. I have only JUST gotten him into a car. Please allow us to breathe before you try to send him airborne.
Sir. I have only JUST gotten him into a car. Please allow us to breathe before you try to send him airborne.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Holy shit. My ex-FIL was thinking about getting my 16-almost-17 year old FLYING LESSONS for Christmas.
Sir. I have only JUST gotten him into a car. Please allow us to breathe before you try to send him airborne.
Sir. I have only JUST gotten him into a car. Please allow us to breathe before you try to send him airborne.
THEY DID WHAT NOW?!?
Man, if the BlueSky mods thought suspending Kendzior caused some drama, just wait until everyone finds out they just banned Patton Oswalt
a man sitting in a chair holding a microphone with the word wow on the bottom
Alt: Gif of famous actor and comedian with the caption "wow"
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
THEY DID WHAT NOW?!?
OH HO HO. So he didn’t die because he has an implanted defibrillator.
Health care for me but not for thee.
Health care for me but not for thee.
📍Senator Fetterman had a VFIB—the leading cause of cardiac arrest—he almost died if not for his implanted defibrillator, which can cost $34,000 to over $51,000. Days ago, he also just voted with GOP to gut health insurance tax credits for millions. Hope he has a change of heart.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
OH HO HO. So he didn’t die because he has an implanted defibrillator.
Health care for me but not for thee.
Health care for me but not for thee.
Uhhhhhh, Vfib is real bad. Did they mean Afib? Or is this dude gonna drop dead with no warning?
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Uhhhhhh, Vfib is real bad. Did they mean Afib? Or is this dude gonna drop dead with no warning?
Yup. Still mad this morning.
(I know this is cryptic. It’s too long a tale for BlueSky. Suffice to say that some shit went down with my Dad and I’m mad about it.)
(I know this is cryptic. It’s too long a tale for BlueSky. Suffice to say that some shit went down with my Dad and I’m mad about it.)
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Yup. Still mad this morning.
(I know this is cryptic. It’s too long a tale for BlueSky. Suffice to say that some shit went down with my Dad and I’m mad about it.)
(I know this is cryptic. It’s too long a tale for BlueSky. Suffice to say that some shit went down with my Dad and I’m mad about it.)
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
It’s been a long week and an even longer day today. The capper of which is that I stepped in cold dog shit on my basement floor.
a man is talking to a woman with the words if that 's not a win i don 't know what is
ALT: a man is talking to a woman with the words if that 's not a win i don 't know what is
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It’s been a long week and an even longer day today. The capper of which is that I stepped in cold dog shit on my basement floor.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My 16 year old sent me this
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My 16 year old sent me this
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Carrick. Amanda Ave. Caller said her boyfriend discovered her OnlyFans account and he got a big problem with it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Carrick. Amanda Ave. Caller said her boyfriend discovered her OnlyFans account and he got a big problem with it.
How many Boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. They stand there and hold it while the world revolves around them.
Just one. They stand there and hold it while the world revolves around them.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
How many Boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. They stand there and hold it while the world revolves around them.
Just one. They stand there and hold it while the world revolves around them.
Who here has tried Factor meals?
I’m looking for ways to help a very stubborn Boomer.
I’m looking for ways to help a very stubborn Boomer.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Who here has tried Factor meals?
I’m looking for ways to help a very stubborn Boomer.
I’m looking for ways to help a very stubborn Boomer.
They better not close that one Wendy’s on the north side. The employees will shank corporate.
Wendy’s plans to close hundreds of its restaurants in an effort to 'boost its profit and make its remaining stores more appealing'
Wendy's To Close Hundreds Of U.S. Stores
The latest round of closures comes on top of the 240 U.S. Wendy's locations that shuttered in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
They better not close that one Wendy’s on the north side. The employees will shank corporate.
Lead? What leaf? #thedreadpuppyroberts
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Lead? What leaf? #thedreadpuppyroberts
So resign, you fucking traitor.
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So resign, you fucking traitor.
On this day in 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank during a massive fall storm.
Take it away, Gordon.
youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
Take it away, Gordon.
youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
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November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
On this day in 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank during a massive fall storm.
Take it away, Gordon.
youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
Take it away, Gordon.
youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I hate this country.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I hate this country.
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THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD HERE 🇨🇦
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PeaceLoveCanada.ca
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD HERE 🇨🇦
PeaceLoveCanada.ca
PeaceLoveCanada.ca
Front stoop looking autumnal.
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Front stoop looking autumnal.
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BREAKING: Pennsylvania is now driving out November SNAP benefits.
After we won in court yesterday, we moved quickly to start getting benefits loaded on EBT cards and out the door — and we're working to get every Pennsylvanian currently waiting for federal food assistance benefits what they're owed.
After we won in court yesterday, we moved quickly to start getting benefits loaded on EBT cards and out the door — and we're working to get every Pennsylvanian currently waiting for federal food assistance benefits what they're owed.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
BREAKING: Pennsylvania is now driving out November SNAP benefits.
After we won in court yesterday, we moved quickly to start getting benefits loaded on EBT cards and out the door — and we're working to get every Pennsylvanian currently waiting for federal food assistance benefits what they're owed.
After we won in court yesterday, we moved quickly to start getting benefits loaded on EBT cards and out the door — and we're working to get every Pennsylvanian currently waiting for federal food assistance benefits what they're owed.
You mean co-THIEF. Watson and Crick took credit for Rosalind Franklin’s work.
NEW YORK (AP) — James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You mean co-THIEF. Watson and Crick took credit for Rosalind Franklin’s work.
