Matilda Flapweezer
@mattieflap.bsky.social
Headmistress at the House of Wangs. Married. Mom. Multi-faceted. Pittsburgh dweller and anything but normal. She/her.
Hey Katrina! Congrats!
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hey Katrina! Congrats!
That’s why he asked first!
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
That’s why he asked first!
(I don’t think you’re overreacting)
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
(I don’t think you’re overreacting)
I’m so glad!!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m so glad!!!
Enjoy the FUCK out of it!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Enjoy the FUCK out of it!!!
That seems… ill-advised.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That seems… ill-advised.
But it depends on what the definition of “is” is.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
But it depends on what the definition of “is” is.
Ok, I have scoured my timeline - what in the world are you referring to?
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ok, I have scoured my timeline - what in the world are you referring to?
“Great idea!!! When will you be launching it?”
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Great idea!!! When will you be launching it?”
It’s delicious. I ordered one the last time we were at Mad Mex - I was so excited it was back on the menu.
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s delicious. I ordered one the last time we were at Mad Mex - I was so excited it was back on the menu.
Give her pets for me. 😍
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Give her pets for me. 😍
Talk about a goalie you don’t mess with - can you imagine? The whistle blows, she lifts her mask and ptooie!!! Take that, opposing team. I’ve got a present for you.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Talk about a goalie you don’t mess with - can you imagine? The whistle blows, she lifts her mask and ptooie!!! Take that, opposing team. I’ve got a present for you.
Spit it out on the ice like the badass she is.
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Spit it out on the ice like the badass she is.
Can’t see if cuz I don’t have threads but I’ve seen lots of her content and she does amazing stuff with her hair.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Can’t see if cuz I don’t have threads but I’ve seen lots of her content and she does amazing stuff with her hair.