Theory
matthewtheory.bsky.social
Theory
@matthewtheory.bsky.social
I wander where angels fear to tread.
I teach, find, and help people where I can.
I'm curious about your story.
He/him
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This is a fact. I also submit Star Wars was a hit because just as act 2 of the first movie began, you’re dumped in a bar full of weird little guys to show what we’re all fighting for against the empire: more weird little guys.
I like George R. R. Martin well enough, but he does not hold a candle to Tolkien. His books don’t have enough weird little guys. Fantasy thrives on weird little guys.
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Last night a friend and I were talking about like. What Happened over the past decade where it feels like COVID caused a lot of kind of bog standard soft conservatives to spiral out into anti-vaccine Nazism. And my thing was, a lot of these people had never had any constraints put on their behavior
March 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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I think Kendrick has taught all of us is that our skill for hating things is at a very basic level.
February 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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"Germany always has these long words"
Meanwhile in Iceland

Teenager-leftover-rice-steak-mix. No they are not cooking leftover teenagers, it's a recipe teens can cook using leftovers when they're home from school.

(photo from a friend in Iceland)
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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[starts destroying the government]
"Hey, can you please stop that?"
[dismantles all safeguards]
"This is not a nice way to behave mister"
[starts siphoning out all money and power]
"You are not following the correct checklists!"
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM