Matthew Eaton
@matthewjameseaton.bsky.social
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bro is about to order the National Guard to defeat autism
Trump: "I think we're gonna have something very very big coming up soon on autism. Autism is totally out of control ... we're gonna have a news conference early next week on autism."
September 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
bro is about to order the National Guard to defeat autism
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It is not that MAGAs are ignorant, though they often are. It is that they are willing to lie without shame over and over again if it suits their ends.
September 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It is not that MAGAs are ignorant, though they often are. It is that they are willing to lie without shame over and over again if it suits their ends.
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Know your rights, Illinois.
Stay safe and stay informed.
Stay safe and stay informed.
September 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Know your rights, Illinois.
Stay safe and stay informed.
Stay safe and stay informed.
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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Brutal. A humiliation ritual.
August 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Brutal. A humiliation ritual.
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Don't threaten me with a good time.
August 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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There you have it.
August 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There you have it.
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The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades
Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated
Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated
July 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades
Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated
Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated
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When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
July 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
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welp, I guess the nation's largest city is no longer free to elect a mayor of its choosing
July 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
welp, I guess the nation's largest city is no longer free to elect a mayor of its choosing
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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The US Army said it will restore the names of seven Army bases that previously honored Confederate leaders.
cnn.it/3Tkl5Gq
cnn.it/3Tkl5Gq
June 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The US Army said it will restore the names of seven Army bases that previously honored Confederate leaders.
cnn.it/3Tkl5Gq
cnn.it/3Tkl5Gq
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This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
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“Unlike CROOKED JOE BIDEN, the American people LOVE their favorite president of all time! Me! GO ONLINE NOW to order up to 4 test kits so you can ensure the whole family is LOYAL to the commander-in-chief.” wrote Trump theonion.com/trump-a...
May 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Unlike CROOKED JOE BIDEN, the American people LOVE their favorite president of all time! Me! GO ONLINE NOW to order up to 4 test kits so you can ensure the whole family is LOYAL to the commander-in-chief.” wrote Trump theonion.com/trump-a...
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“Do not mock us.”
May 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“Do not mock us.”
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The man who has never accepted responsibility, apologized, or admitted a mistake in his entire life isn’t about to start now.
April 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The man who has never accepted responsibility, apologized, or admitted a mistake in his entire life isn’t about to start now.
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If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.
April 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.
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Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
April 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
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Look. We may be headed into a recession and be being governed by a malignant narcissist and be watching legal residents kidnapped and sold to a gulag and be at the mercy of a bought-and-paid-for SCOTUS and be alienated from all our allies, but at least kids are dying of measles again.
April 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Look. We may be headed into a recession and be being governed by a malignant narcissist and be watching legal residents kidnapped and sold to a gulag and be at the mercy of a bought-and-paid-for SCOTUS and be alienated from all our allies, but at least kids are dying of measles again.
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Everyone should watch this. Then share it with anyone who thinks these tariffs are a good idea and won’t crush small businesses.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DIDAtyB...
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DIDAtyB...
April 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Everyone should watch this. Then share it with anyone who thinks these tariffs are a good idea and won’t crush small businesses.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DIDAtyB...
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DIDAtyB...
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Rep. Ross: "Trump's contempt for the judiciary is not new ... he has fought victims that he has sexually assaulted and he has been convicted of sexually assaulting ... his disrespect for the judiciary is based on his disrespect for anybody who doesn't let him do whatever he wants whenever he wants."
April 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Rep. Ross: "Trump's contempt for the judiciary is not new ... he has fought victims that he has sexually assaulted and he has been convicted of sexually assaulting ... his disrespect for the judiciary is based on his disrespect for anybody who doesn't let him do whatever he wants whenever he wants."