@mattadoor.bsky.social
Bumbling through it like everyone else. If you've got it figured out, spare me the details.
I'm mostly worried about getting my kids out the door into a world that isn't on fire in some way shape or other.
Admirer of life.
Lover of sincerity.
I'm mostly worried about getting my kids out the door into a world that isn't on fire in some way shape or other.
Admirer of life.
Lover of sincerity.
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His goal is the complete and total destruction of the United States of America.
Elon Musk is locking government workers out of computer systems at U.S. agencies.
This unelected freak is burning down our government.
www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
This unelected freak is burning down our government.
www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
www.reuters.com
January 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
His goal is the complete and total destruction of the United States of America.
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it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
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U.S. Forms Own U.N.
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January 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
U.S. Forms Own U.N.
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My son figured out how to do mazes by hacking the psychology of the maze designers.
"The fastest way to find the path from the start to the end is to find the route from the end. Then all the routes connect back together rather than splitting off from each other."
"The fastest way to find the path from the start to the end is to find the route from the end. Then all the routes connect back together rather than splitting off from each other."
December 21, 2024 at 4:00 PM
My son figured out how to do mazes by hacking the psychology of the maze designers.
"The fastest way to find the path from the start to the end is to find the route from the end. Then all the routes connect back together rather than splitting off from each other."
"The fastest way to find the path from the start to the end is to find the route from the end. Then all the routes connect back together rather than splitting off from each other."
This is perhaps my favorite picture book to read to the kids. If you ever see it at the library check it out immediately!
December 15, 2024 at 12:40 AM
This is perhaps my favorite picture book to read to the kids. If you ever see it at the library check it out immediately!
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Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
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December 14, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
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A friend asked where the one F bomb for PG-13 movies should go in LoTR:
"Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine... nine f*_* rings were gifted to the race of Men [...]"
"Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine... nine f*_* rings were gifted to the race of Men [...]"
December 13, 2024 at 10:06 PM
A friend asked where the one F bomb for PG-13 movies should go in LoTR:
"Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine... nine f*_* rings were gifted to the race of Men [...]"
"Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine... nine f*_* rings were gifted to the race of Men [...]"
A while ago I played Believable Lies (a game where you had to make up facts). The prompt was 'giraffe necks'.
I wrote "Baby giraffes are able to stand up before their heads are born."
I'll never see giraffes the same way again.
I wrote "Baby giraffes are able to stand up before their heads are born."
I'll never see giraffes the same way again.
December 13, 2024 at 9:53 PM
A while ago I played Believable Lies (a game where you had to make up facts). The prompt was 'giraffe necks'.
I wrote "Baby giraffes are able to stand up before their heads are born."
I'll never see giraffes the same way again.
I wrote "Baby giraffes are able to stand up before their heads are born."
I'll never see giraffes the same way again.
A good example of a privilege people don't realize they have is being able to take off a winter hat and have even sexier hair, rather than it looking like a toupee that was found on a beach.
December 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
A good example of a privilege people don't realize they have is being able to take off a winter hat and have even sexier hair, rather than it looking like a toupee that was found on a beach.
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1/4 🧪 🔭 #cosmology
This graphic by Pablo Carlos Budassi provides a logarithmic map of the entire observable universe, thanks to data (updated as of May 2022) by researchers at Princeton University.
Map source: www.visualcapitalist.com/cp/map-of-th...
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This graphic by Pablo Carlos Budassi provides a logarithmic map of the entire observable universe, thanks to data (updated as of May 2022) by researchers at Princeton University.
Map source: www.visualcapitalist.com/cp/map-of-th...
(Tap on the image)
December 13, 2024 at 11:00 AM
1/4 🧪 🔭 #cosmology
This graphic by Pablo Carlos Budassi provides a logarithmic map of the entire observable universe, thanks to data (updated as of May 2022) by researchers at Princeton University.
Map source: www.visualcapitalist.com/cp/map-of-th...
(Tap on the image)
This graphic by Pablo Carlos Budassi provides a logarithmic map of the entire observable universe, thanks to data (updated as of May 2022) by researchers at Princeton University.
Map source: www.visualcapitalist.com/cp/map-of-th...
(Tap on the image)
Me *trying to find references in the sea of AI generated images on Google*:
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December 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Me *trying to find references in the sea of AI generated images on Google*:
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My kids, whenever they are playing pretend and something needs to explode, yell, "Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!"
Which is strangely professional sounding. Turns out they got it from the Slow Mo Guys 😂
Which is strangely professional sounding. Turns out they got it from the Slow Mo Guys 😂
December 13, 2024 at 1:06 PM
My kids, whenever they are playing pretend and something needs to explode, yell, "Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!"
Which is strangely professional sounding. Turns out they got it from the Slow Mo Guys 😂
Which is strangely professional sounding. Turns out they got it from the Slow Mo Guys 😂
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The problem with battle royal games is that I'm good enough to last a long time but not good enough to close out the end consistently. Iteration time is high.
December 12, 2024 at 2:20 AM
The problem with battle royal games is that I'm good enough to last a long time but not good enough to close out the end consistently. Iteration time is high.
I found this chronological list of Mario quotes from the Super Mario Bros Movie humorous
December 11, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I found this chronological list of Mario quotes from the Super Mario Bros Movie humorous
Taking a restroom break from scrolling Bluesky in the living room.
December 11, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Taking a restroom break from scrolling Bluesky in the living room.
Living out of state in the age of Amazon means not only wrapping all the presents I have for the kids but also, wrapping all the presents all my extended family sent for the kids 😐
December 11, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Living out of state in the age of Amazon means not only wrapping all the presents I have for the kids but also, wrapping all the presents all my extended family sent for the kids 😐
Signing the kids up for Minecraft realms and seeing the volume of content that I will probably have to content filter, read, comprehend, and explain to my 5yo was staggering.
My "up hill both ways in the snow will" be "there was no wiki or recipe book! If you wanted glass you had to figure it out!"
My "up hill both ways in the snow will" be "there was no wiki or recipe book! If you wanted glass you had to figure it out!"
December 11, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Signing the kids up for Minecraft realms and seeing the volume of content that I will probably have to content filter, read, comprehend, and explain to my 5yo was staggering.
My "up hill both ways in the snow will" be "there was no wiki or recipe book! If you wanted glass you had to figure it out!"
My "up hill both ways in the snow will" be "there was no wiki or recipe book! If you wanted glass you had to figure it out!"
There is a certain point every winter where the cold and dark set in and make me just want to not do anything ever again except sit with warm drinks and friends.
It just snowed here and it's too early for hibernation! I have a job!
It just snowed here and it's too early for hibernation! I have a job!
December 11, 2024 at 2:23 PM
There is a certain point every winter where the cold and dark set in and make me just want to not do anything ever again except sit with warm drinks and friends.
It just snowed here and it's too early for hibernation! I have a job!
It just snowed here and it's too early for hibernation! I have a job!
In order to dismiss vigilante justice you need to either argue that it wasn't justice or that it shouldn't have been applied through vigilantism because there is a functional process inside the system.
The problem is that the govt is asserting the first and isn't even trying on the latter.
The problem is that the govt is asserting the first and isn't even trying on the latter.
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 PM
In order to dismiss vigilante justice you need to either argue that it wasn't justice or that it shouldn't have been applied through vigilantism because there is a functional process inside the system.
The problem is that the govt is asserting the first and isn't even trying on the latter.
The problem is that the govt is asserting the first and isn't even trying on the latter.
