wow just logged off and there are problems there too

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

I am completely unable to spell Guage right the first time. Ggaue. Guage. Gauge.

Shout out to BitBucket for finding the worst possible place to overlay the confirm button. Truly an achievement.

This seems very appropriate today.

I'm not usually one to judge bad code. I know that the devs had constraints, either technical or political, that can't be appreciated in retrospect. But if you're feeling the need to wrap 3 python del statements in timing log statements, then you need to put the tools down and rethink your arch.

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no