The potential for this to exist is exactly the reason I bought a car with a short wheelbase.

Canonical code-style is to indent with precisely three non-breaking spaces.

Just like Love Actually is rated E for 'Every Bloody Christmas'.

The CEO of a giant healthcare company is a really big cog.

They're so useful, especially if you've got kids, but they just take so much space. Kitchens should come with special airfryer alcoves, like they do microwaves.

Nah, not enough money in it.

Enforcing the social media ban is our job as parents. We need to supervise our kids internet usage. What it does is give us a lever to pull when we tell them why they can't use it. "It's illegal" is so much more convincing to a 13 year old than "it might have long term mental health implications."

Turns out it was the dodgy IoT insulin pump all along.