'We found one sir, uh, it's Bill Clinton, sir.'
"GREAT! Who did he get a blow job from?"
'😐'
'We found one sir, uh, it's Bill Clinton, sir.'
"GREAT! Who did he get a blow job from?"
'😐'
Hopefully it looked worse than it is.
Hopefully it looked worse than it is.
I'm gonna fucking break down, can we ask random people at the local bar what they saw?
I get that it resulted in a goal, but that's more on your goalie handcuffing himself with a shot at his elbow.
I'm gonna fucking break down, can we ask random people at the local bar what they saw?
I get that it resulted in a goal, but that's more on your goalie handcuffing himself with a shot at his elbow.
Last season, it took JOHN TAVARES 22 games to reach 10 goals.
He reached the mark in 18 games this season, the fastest he's done it since his first season with the Maple Leafs in 2018.
As he did, a German sniper shot him in the chest.
He died one minute later and became the last Canadian soldier to die in the First World War.
This is his story.
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As he did, a German sniper shot him in the chest.
He died one minute later and became the last Canadian soldier to die in the First World War.
This is his story.
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I've never felt older.
I've never felt older.
His bravery inspired his fellow soldiers, who then led a successful attack.
This is his badass story.
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His bravery inspired his fellow soldiers, who then led a successful attack.
This is his badass story.
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The sinking took the lives of all 29 men on the ship, and became immortalized in Gordon Lightfoot's song.
This is the story of this terrible tragedy.
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The sinking took the lives of all 29 men on the ship, and became immortalized in Gordon Lightfoot's song.
This is the story of this terrible tragedy.
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The incident led to the largest evacuation in North American history to that point.
Not a single life was lost.
This is the story of the Mississauga Miracle.
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The incident led to the largest evacuation in North American history to that point.
Not a single life was lost.
This is the story of the Mississauga Miracle.
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