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MatsSonDean
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Don't be an asshole!
"Find me a Dem that was involved with Epstein!"

'We found one sir, uh, it's Bill Clinton, sir.'

"GREAT! Who did he get a blow job from?"

'😐'
He’s not very good at this is he?
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Treliving going through Canadian teams like...
a giant monster is flying over a city with buildings in the background
ALT: a giant monster is flying over a city with buildings in the background
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November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm sure he'd miss his family, so a block of cages should be considered.
My ideal candidate for NDP leadership is someone who will seize and nationalize Loblaws, then lock Galen Weston Jr in a cage for the rest of his life, keeping him alive only with the minimum possible nutrients.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Kuemper sporting a nifty .625 so far. Keep shooting, boys.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oof, I hate the Habs, but I hate to see Newhook go down like that more.
Hopefully it looked worse than it is.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Kyper is reviewing a neutral zone "break down" that resulted in a long shot on net.

I'm gonna fucking break down, can we ask random people at the local bar what they saw?

I get that it resulted in a goal, but that's more on your goalie handcuffing himself with a shot at his elbow.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Remember "we're gonna regret the last 2 years of that contract"?
#LeafsForever

Last season, it took JOHN TAVARES 22 games to reach 10 goals.

He reached the mark in 18 games this season, the fastest he's done it since his first season with the Maple Leafs in 2018.
a hockey player wearing a blue jersey with the number 91 on it
ALT: a hockey player wearing a blue jersey with the number 91 on it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
HILDEBY IS OUR NEW #1, AND TRADE MATTHEWS!!!
It's the only way to cause a goaltender controversy AND Trade34 discourse in the same game.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Death by shadenfreude
Oh no what is happening
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Blame Canada, it's the American way.
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hammer the anytime goal for the Burlington guy struggling to stay in the lineup, playing in Toronto.
Local guy Jeff Malott gets in for LA tonight…Kuzmenko sits
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Kid Rock is a machine?
Machines might remix the past, but only we invent the future.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Post someone who looks great in a hat.
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
2 groups that have had the same scandal team up, just waiting on the Catholic priests to make it a throuple.
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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At 10:57 a.m. on Nov. 11, 1918, George Lawrence Price stepped out into a village street in Belgium.
As he did, a German sniper shot him in the chest.
He died one minute later and became the last Canadian soldier to die in the First World War.
This is his story.

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November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They're playing Third-eye Blind at the flu clinic.
I've never felt older.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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When his battalion was pinned down in the Battle of the Ancre Heights, James Richardson started playing his bagpipes and marching ahead as the Germans fired on him.
His bravery inspired his fellow soldiers, who then led a successful attack.
This is his badass story.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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50 years ago today, Nov. 10, 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank beneath the waves of Lake Superior during a massive storm.
The sinking took the lives of all 29 men on the ship, and became immortalized in Gordon Lightfoot's song.
This is the story of this terrible tragedy.

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November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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On Nov. 10, 1979, a 106-car freight train carrying hazardous chemicals derailed and caught fire in Mississauga.
The incident led to the largest evacuation in North American history to that point.
Not a single life was lost.
This is the story of the Mississauga Miracle.

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November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Well, at least Jarvis didn't lean into a clapper on that empty net. I'd hate to lose one of our great defensemen to another suspension.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Robertson's skate looks a bit dull there.
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you see this post an album cover with an automobile.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM