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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
I hope they do this so someone leaks classified info on Bigfoot
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hope they do this so someone leaks classified info on Bigfoot
Vibes so good the DJ came and talked to us, something I thought only happened to 16 y/o girls
April 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Vibes so good the DJ came and talked to us, something I thought only happened to 16 y/o girls
Me seeing Mickey 17 a second time and still not understanding why this woman is obsessed with sauce
March 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me seeing Mickey 17 a second time and still not understanding why this woman is obsessed with sauce
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It is so 2025 that a film with a trans storyline that the trans community fucking despises wins some of the most prestigious film awards in the world and the cisgender winners don’t even mention what’s happening to the trans community in the very country they’re accepting the awards in
March 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It is so 2025 that a film with a trans storyline that the trans community fucking despises wins some of the most prestigious film awards in the world and the cisgender winners don’t even mention what’s happening to the trans community in the very country they’re accepting the awards in
Me, a guy who's from the City of Omaha, reviewing Up in the Air (2009) (set in the City of Omaha):
It's almost like the city of Omaha is it's own character in the film
It's almost like the city of Omaha is it's own character in the film
February 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me, a guy who's from the City of Omaha, reviewing Up in the Air (2009) (set in the City of Omaha):
It's almost like the city of Omaha is it's own character in the film
It's almost like the city of Omaha is it's own character in the film
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the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh
February 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh
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me when my girl takes her top off
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
me when my girl takes her top off
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i see your cybertruck at hooters and raise you cybertruck at family court
November 21, 2024 at 6:48 PM
i see your cybertruck at hooters and raise you cybertruck at family court
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i love holding real news in my hands
November 22, 2024 at 9:54 PM
i love holding real news in my hands
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"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it
November 11, 2024 at 7:16 PM
"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it
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listen the thing about tiktok is there is context collapse. i didn’t know he did porn!
November 10, 2024 at 1:32 AM
listen the thing about tiktok is there is context collapse. i didn’t know he did porn!
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You love to see it.
November 9, 2024 at 8:52 PM
You love to see it.
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Since Twitter died, I wanted to post my most popular one. Something like 120k likes.
November 8, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Since Twitter died, I wanted to post my most popular one. Something like 120k likes.
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Glad to see @jamiedaveyreleases.bsky.social enjoyed my artistic vision for the.. uh.. flying toaster level in Balatro
November 9, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Glad to see @jamiedaveyreleases.bsky.social enjoyed my artistic vision for the.. uh.. flying toaster level in Balatro
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Reposting this for no particular reason
November 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Reposting this for no particular reason
Costco should sponsor more music festivals cause Tito's is mid as fuck
August 4, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Costco should sponsor more music festivals cause Tito's is mid as fuck
Whenever I see those dumb Republican sweep election maps, I always wanna edit the one Nebraska dem electorate, like yeah NY goes red but Omaha stays strong
August 3, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Whenever I see those dumb Republican sweep election maps, I always wanna edit the one Nebraska dem electorate, like yeah NY goes red but Omaha stays strong
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Looks like someone isn't gonna pokemon go to the polls
August 3, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Looks like someone isn't gonna pokemon go to the polls
5.48 a can? Do they put Wendy's bath water in it?
July 30, 2024 at 1:31 AM
5.48 a can? Do they put Wendy's bath water in it?
Me when people say they don't want to vote for "Top Cop" Kamala Harris
July 30, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Me when people say they don't want to vote for "Top Cop" Kamala Harris